Jeb’s Bush 2.0
@sideshowblob.bsky.social
Pinned
Jeb’s Bush 2.0
@sideshowblob.bsky.social
· Apr 17
friendly reminder that you never know what the guy next to you in the gym has on underneath
big boy = small whimpers
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
big boy = small whimpers
I tried megan’s protein drink at dunkin and it gave me a fat butt!!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I tried megan’s protein drink at dunkin and it gave me a fat butt!!!
I’m finally squatting again, can you tell??
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I’m finally squatting again, can you tell??
I’ve missed being a slut
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’ve missed being a slut
might’ve accidentally become a diet coke person
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
might’ve accidentally become a diet coke person
I feel like I’ve lost my rizz for the rest of 2025, I might just go into lockdown until spring and emerge completely reimagined like a new smartphone model
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I feel like I’ve lost my rizz for the rest of 2025, I might just go into lockdown until spring and emerge completely reimagined like a new smartphone model
have had little to no gym motivation for over a week, need to shave and I smell like icy hot
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
have had little to no gym motivation for over a week, need to shave and I smell like icy hot
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE
drunk from christmas brunch and craving a sweet treat
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
drunk from christmas brunch and craving a sweet treat
met the loml and we proceeded to “wow you’re physique is so…” to him holding me while I got my back CRACKED
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
met the loml and we proceeded to “wow you’re physique is so…” to him holding me while I got my back CRACKED
he’s going to the cottage
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
he’s going to the cottage
Reposted by Jeb’s Bush 2.0
shoulder popped out for a sec today during incline press so I’m getting dunkin and acting like that never happened
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
shoulder popped out for a sec today during incline press so I’m getting dunkin and acting like that never happened
beef…it’s what’s for dinner
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
beef…it’s what’s for dinner
my winter scent goals are to smell like toasted marshmallow, cayenne and cobble stone after a light rain
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my winter scent goals are to smell like toasted marshmallow, cayenne and cobble stone after a light rain
heated rivalry uniting my two great loves (gay sex and the reminder album by feist)
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
heated rivalry uniting my two great loves (gay sex and the reminder album by feist)
help me put my tree up? 🎄
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
help me put my tree up? 🎄
like idgaf I’m sitting on that lap
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
like idgaf I’m sitting on that lap
we need to have a discussion about 90’s suge knight because I just had to take a moment during the diddy doc series to howl like a starving jackal
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
we need to have a discussion about 90’s suge knight because I just had to take a moment during the diddy doc series to howl like a starving jackal
how…do I… uhh… become this?? 😳
made a character for all the kinky stuff ;p he'll be my subject hehehe
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
how…do I… uhh… become this?? 😳
kinda want to go to bump just to be naked and show off the recent build…
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
kinda want to go to bump just to be naked and show off the recent build…
Reposted by Jeb’s Bush 2.0
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
got the sonic coins knocked out of me so I’m rewarding myself with pizza
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
got the sonic coins knocked out of me so I’m rewarding myself with pizza