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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 45m

the guy being interviewed on opb's marketplace just said cash is king

SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 23h

Please for the love of God end my misery (my shift at work) so that I may be free to thrive and flourish as I was meant to (I wanna go home and do woodworking)

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 1d

Got a solid 4 months out of that bad boy. Let's go for 5 this time!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 1d

...spoke too soon

SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · Jun 3

One of the great things about our new fridge is the fact that it functions

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 1d

I don't wanna go outside
I don't wanna leave my house, cuz I'd miss baseball,
And I don't wanna miss a swing

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 1d

The m in MLB stands for mariner

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 2d

corn

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 2d

I love doing little restoration projects for my friends and going to the reclaimed building supply store and pawing thru the bins of old hardware to find a little cabinet doorknob that I think matches the hinges better than the original, just as a little surprise from me, I wanna do this forever :')

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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 2d

Today our property manager revealed to us that he uses chatgpt to do maintenance stuff and I'm having the renter's equivalent of the "look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail" post

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 2d

mariner

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 3d

"this reel has 69,420 comments on facebook"

that's great. I don't care. go away.

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

no, thank YOU for watching

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

If you do, I'll ask you about the Mariners

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

mariner

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Turn the space needle into a trident

Do it you cowards

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Taking bets on what record gets broken first tonight:

Number of bats broken in a single game, or,

Number of times Silas yells "Jesus fucking Christ" at the tv

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Absolutely zero people I encounter tomorrow are going to understand why I am so visibly exhausted and demoralized

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Muhhhhh

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

I want to mount their taxidermized heads in our speakeasy

SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Gonna become the joker, but for the sole purpose of tracking down and killing the three neanderthals who are commentating tonight's game

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Gonna become the joker, but for the sole purpose of tracking down and killing the three neanderthals who are commentating tonight's game

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

I wanted to be celebratory tipsy, not please end my suffering tipsy

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone's talking about it

SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

Man. I could be a baseball commentator

Apparently all I gotta say is shit like "no matter what happens tonight, there's gonna be another game soon" and, "believe it or not, games get crazy in extra innings"

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

mariner

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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 4d

base

and I cannot stress this enough,

ball

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