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Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 8h
Welp, this city’s about to get even way fucking worse
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 14h
Relaying what I just asked my kids re: meal ideas: chicken burgers, tortellini
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 21h
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 22h
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 1d
The thing about Saw that it never fully implied but whose setting let us imagine it could happen is we never got the movie where Jigsaw successfully uses the “these people killed themselves in suicides unrelated to my inventions” defense in court
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One of the most disappointing parts of the saw series is how few people appreciated the kind of master craftsmanship it took to build those devices. The only people who ever got to enjoy the ingenuity it took to build them sadly died in what I have to imagine were unrelated events
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 1d
SNW literally did that bit again with Carol Kane
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 1d
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 1d
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 1d
buddy there's been Cronos vore for literal centuries
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · Oct 31
Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.
Photo of a hand holding a shaving razor with a Snickers candy bar very poorly Photoshopped onto it.
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 2d
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 2d
Yay it’s absolutely pouring rain and predicted to keep going that way until like 2AM fun Halloween weather woo
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
Oh no looked it up and we still have 3 books left, no way do they finish the story in 8 episodes
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
I’ve probably forgotten way too much of the plot for that to be true
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
Riiiight the coffin with Cahir in it, which means we’re about to meet Regis, okay, getting my bearings

8 episodes is probably enough to get to the pogrom? I assume if we’re mainlining the plot and this is the last season
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
Also not-Cavill is gonna take some getting used to
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
Well this is the first Witcher season to come out after I’ve taken enough distance from the books to have forgotten a bunch of what was going on, let’s see if it comes back to me

I guess we’re doing the Nimue framing story, I do remember that
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
still has those handcuffs on him
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
what if in RE9 you run into BIlly Coen who's just been surviving in the woods for 27 years and doesn't even know the city was nuked
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
Gonna punish the roadworks mayor for fixing the infrastructure because traffic and then credit the fuck bikes mayor for the nicely just fixed roads while our apartments get turned into airBNBs hell yes it's like we're a real city world stage here we come
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
I really would like this city to also go ahead and pull out of its own electoral tailspin but do reluctantly recognize we're also just about due for a bad mayor arc
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
It’s also the One Weird Trick to make something positively bursting with protein and fiber for your kids
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All our dads had it right making chili. It’s super easy, hard to mess up, you can do a million different variations of it, turn leftovers into other meals, you can call it your “famous chili” even if you just made normal chili. Incredible invention, the food of myths and legends.
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
Gamedle (30/10/2025)
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Simon @simben.bsky.social · 3d
January fuckin'
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