Simo Skunk
@simoskunk.bsky.social
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skunk, writer, gay/demi, arts & culture enthusiast, imp & lover of watermelons-not stinky! (he/him/they) Kinda safe for work
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simoskunk.bsky.social
this is odd, but I have a crush on the character Colón from the TV show Bull

and I keep picturing him as a badger, with really cute, piercing eyes, pacing back and forth, peppering me with embarrassing questions
simoskunk.bsky.social
-plus, with those hot flames, imagine how sweaty they must get! also stinky
simoskunk.bsky.social
conversely, maybe I should have enjoyed them a little bit less

ah, well, it was fun at the time, even if it didn't lead to any kind of career
simoskunk.bsky.social
stupid is a polite term, in this case
simoskunk.bsky.social
this implies the existence of curable realists!
simoskunk.bsky.social
*opens a new pub called The Stinky Dragon*
simoskunk.bsky.social
-they live in dank, musty caves
-they breathe fire & brimstone; sulfur = rotten eggs =smelly
-if they can emit big, fiery plumes from the front end, imagine the gaseous emissions from the other end
-scales: some snakes & scaled creatures have a distinct, stinky, smell, and dragons do too!
simoskunk.bsky.social
you never hear about this, but it is finally time to address a VERY serious issue in the fandom:

Dragons are stinky

we don't talk about why dragons are so smelly, but finally, the time has arrived to analyze why dragons are so pungent:
simoskunk.bsky.social
well, all the MLB teams I have wanted to win so far, won, except Detroit!

But they put up a good fight, and lasted longer than a certain pin-striped New York team :P

I'm also happy to see Philly gone, maybe for a petty reason, but Bryce Harper is SO annoying, and now it's bye bye Bryce!
simoskunk.bsky.social
definitely agree, and especially with pysch meds

I think the laws were loosened up in the Clinton/Bush era, around when Prozac came out, if I recall, before that, you could only advertise prescription meds in medical journals and publications aimed at the medical profession
simoskunk.bsky.social
Wow. I wonder who sold them the rights? They're all dead now, so there's no stopping this kinda thing, but still this makes me pretty sad. Few things are more hideous to me than pharmaceutical companies and their commercials.
simoskunk.bsky.social
Nah, you're perfectly correct in being upset about things; I'm upset as well

nobody should have to endure the invasive and humiliating things Trump has been doing, if I wasn't in the US already, I'd definitely avoid coming here right now
simoskunk.bsky.social
I have a set of colored pencils on the way, and am gonna try my paw at some drawing.

What are some good books on drawing toony style stuff?

(I'm not good at focusing on podcasts and video tutorials. Something I can have on a page in front of me is much easier)
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renegadekangaroo.bsky.social
Wow, the new gritty adult reboot of Toy Story is pretty crazy ngl.
simoskunk.bsky.social
Is there a term for phobia of podcasts? I definitely have this.
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keeshwashere.bsky.social
a poster I made from my partner's birthday 🐱📚

#furry #furryart
simoskunk.bsky.social
wow, I'm so excited, this is great to see! I'm probably too far away up here in TC to help out, but if I could, I would.

Can't wait to see this come together!
simoskunk.bsky.social
this is my ideal body type!
simoskunk.bsky.social
*holds up scent-o-meter by the fox den*

*watches as the needle goes into the red zone*

hmmmmmm!
simoskunk.bsky.social
Breaking: Scientists determine foxes are 2.5 times stinkier than skunks
simoskunk.bsky.social
Funny how he makes absolutely no mention of what's happening in the US. This really makes me question using the service at all; I won't leave just because it's about my only connection to irl furry events and community, but it sucks and this Russian Telegram guy is a jerk
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reevitskunk.bsky.social
It’s hard to keep a big tail soft and fluffy, but worth it
#skunk #tail
simoskunk.bsky.social
This is great news! So happy to see a W. Michigan fur con!
mianthroweekend.bsky.social
👋 Hey, Michigan furs (and beyond)!
We’re absolutely thrilled to introduce Michigan Anthro Weekend (MAW) - a brand new furry con planned for October 2026 in Grand Rapids!

Follow us to stay in the loop- and get ready to experience MAW! 🦷✨

#FurryCon #MichiganFurs #MAWCon #Furry
simoskunk.bsky.social
great album, one of the first indie rock albums I bought that I still have