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Jack Hanford the Manford

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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · Jul 20

Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts

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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 11m

Glad to see Nate silverization of American politics has solidified

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1h

This is particularly gross because dick Cheney spent this year destroying any guard rail that would’ve prevented trump from doing what he’s doing right now.

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 4h

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 6h

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.

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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 7h

My guys tried to weekend at Bernie’s that shit and when the corpses head fell off on national television they still gave it 3 weeks to decide if it still wanted to run

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Mark mamdani on that ballot and then shout STOP at the top of your lungs in the voting booth so everyone knows how to count your vote.

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

An edict from the king of law twitter

rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

They got real uncomfortable and one of them started talking about how he hates his brother for being unsuccessful. What the fuck Katie I just wanted to smoke weed and now he’s crying so loud I can’t hear bluey on the tv.

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

Him or the libeller?

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

Damn girl what you do?

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

Combination of that and trying to pick someone conservative enough to entice the senate to vote for him

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

He’s got a really good body

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

Lazy and power hungry is a goated combination

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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

He bought multiple billion dollar company and president in the same election cycle

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d

Sauce?

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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 2d

Hitler

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 2d

It’s cause you drank Oklahoma tap water

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d

Well I’ll be damned

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d

Do you think he knows that he looks like the Nazi from Indiana jones?

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah? Name three ecumenical slap fights. I’ll wait.

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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 4d

I blocked those psychos and never looked back.

Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 5d

It’s that welfare queen bullshit

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