Tarantulas
@singingsycamores.bsky.social
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Something naughty this way comes.
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[ TARANTULAS ]
[ ᴍᴇꜱᴏᴛʜᴜʟᴀꜱ ]

Don't go by the riverside.

•Transformers+Panfandom
-Beast Wars, IDW, Earthspark
•CYBERTRONIAN beastformer
-Unaligned scientist pre-war, "Predacon separatist," forever Cybertronian
•A naughty secret
-But forever at @whsprngnghtbrzs.bsky.social's beck and call
[ ooc; WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU 😭😭😭😭 ]
That sounds like a you problem.
dude i just pissed in the moon, weve got bigger issues!
Oh, I see.

That's why you went on this whole tangent, correct?
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dude i just pissed in the moon, weve got bigger issues!
Oh, I see.

That's why you went on this whole tangent, correct?
I DONT HAVE TO. ITS WHY WE KEEP YOU AROUND
Imagine some child all bent out of shape because I'm interested in her sibling.
Oh, I see.

That's why you went on this whole tangent, correct?
I DONT HAVE TO. ITS WHY WE KEEP YOU AROUND
Imagine being this vulgar.
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I DONT HAVE TO. ITS WHY WE KEEP YOU AROUND
Imagine being this vulgar.
I've come to make an announcement: @singingsycamores.bsky.social is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking sibling. That's right, he took his spider-fuckin' spiney dick out and he pissed on my fucking sibling, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting,"
Imagine being this vulgar.
I've come to make an announcement: @singingsycamores.bsky.social is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking sibling. That's right, he took his spider-fuckin' spiney dick out and he pissed on my fucking sibling, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting,"
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I've come to make an announcement: @singingsycamores.bsky.social is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking sibling. That's right, he took his spider-fuckin' spiney dick out and he pissed on my fucking sibling, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting,"
Somebody tell this kid they're disgusting, please.
Wishing @singingsycamores.bsky.social a happy pride month!

The owlets adorned in the white, yellow, purple, and black of their chosen identity’s flags, looking excitedly at their mentor.
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I used to be just a puzzle to you, you know.
I was just a pretty young doctor you thought you could manipulate. I think it's safe to say a lot of things have changed between us.
Not just changed. Grown. There was a time when I thought nothing could ever grow for me again.
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full of disclaimers, you're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes.
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are there bugs on me?
i feel the

oozing
creeping
throbbing

eggs all shifting inside me
This is so *perverse* of you. I- I think I'm. .proud.
Tiny, little snails slithering for soggy catfood– and I believe I saw my first lightning bug tonight!
Hahaha
Okay so that means two medics and a scientist who has significantly better things to do.
@singingsycamores.bsky.social ??? he was strolling through with his ward like last week!!!
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YKNOW, HE DID A GOOD JOB OF PRETENDING NOT TO BE A TOTAL FREAK.

I MEAN. UNTIL HE KINDA. KIDNAPPED ME.
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i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal
Your name is a modern day childrens' slang word.
though YKNOW WHAT @singingsycamores.bsky.social YOURE PRETTY BAD TOO, comeon lbr YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER THE BUUUGGGGG

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
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Reviewing the memory footage of when we first met.

I can smell the dewy morning, the shift in time when I arrived to somewhere so close, yet so far.
I can feel the fog parting for me, as I slink languidly between graves and memorials and monoliths.

I can feel his wet breath on my face,
The man I *truly* should have followed.