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Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, "Oh, no, not again!"
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, "Oh, no, not again!"
That...that didn't feel quite right. Why is it cowering? What did you even say?! For some reason, you want to ask how much money it makes now.
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
That...that didn't feel quite right. Why is it cowering? What did you even say?! For some reason, you want to ask how much money it makes now.
You know, in a way, I am so very proud of you!
You did so good, stardust~! I am so proud, stardust~!
The Universe brought you to victory~! It only had to lead, and you followed~!
And I suppose, what the Universe wanted from me, was to just shut up and take it!
Everyone's favorite cosmic joke~!
You did so good, stardust~! I am so proud, stardust~!
The Universe brought you to victory~! It only had to lead, and you followed~!
And I suppose, what the Universe wanted from me, was to just shut up and take it!
Everyone's favorite cosmic joke~!
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You know, in a way, I am so very proud of you!
You did so good, stardust~! I am so proud, stardust~!
The Universe brought you to victory~! It only had to lead, and you followed~!
And I suppose, what the Universe wanted from me, was to just shut up and take it!
Everyone's favorite cosmic joke~!
You did so good, stardust~! I am so proud, stardust~!
The Universe brought you to victory~! It only had to lead, and you followed~!
And I suppose, what the Universe wanted from me, was to just shut up and take it!
Everyone's favorite cosmic joke~!
ONE MORE MORTAL TO THE SLAUGHTER.
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
ONE MORE MORTAL TO THE SLAUGHTER.
You need to stop lingering. Your task is to *slay* the Princess, not endlessly debate about what to do with the Princess.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
You need to stop lingering. Your task is to *slay* the Princess, not endlessly debate about what to do with the Princess.
Bold of you to come back here after what you did.
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Bold of you to come back here after what you did.
I'm really sorry.
This wasn't meant to happen.
I didn't want things to go like this.
Forgive me.
This wasn't meant to happen.
I didn't want things to go like this.
Forgive me.
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'm really sorry.
This wasn't meant to happen.
I didn't want things to go like this.
Forgive me.
This wasn't meant to happen.
I didn't want things to go like this.
Forgive me.
Excuse me, where is everybody going?
"To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day!"
It's still just once a year, isn't it?
"To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day!"
It's still just once a year, isn't it?
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Excuse me, where is everybody going?
"To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day!"
It's still just once a year, isn't it?
"To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day!"
It's still just once a year, isn't it?
'We're not gonna make it, are we? We're gonna be stuck again, we're—'
You are seated in a room that is empty. A chain digs into your wrist, binding one arm to the wall. It is quiet, and you are alone. This is what you deserve.
You are seated in a room that is empty. A chain digs into your wrist, binding one arm to the wall. It is quiet, and you are alone. This is what you deserve.
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
'We're not gonna make it, are we? We're gonna be stuck again, we're—'
You are seated in a room that is empty. A chain digs into your wrist, binding one arm to the wall. It is quiet, and you are alone. This is what you deserve.
You are seated in a room that is empty. A chain digs into your wrist, binding one arm to the wall. It is quiet, and you are alone. This is what you deserve.
Tsk. Tsk. Walked right into another trap. Exactly how stupid are you?
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Tsk. Tsk. Walked right into another trap. Exactly how stupid are you?
I did the deal, Amanda. It's over.
Baby, we get out. Be happy. Be normal!
Baby, we get out. Be happy. Be normal!
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I did the deal, Amanda. It's over.
Baby, we get out. Be happy. Be normal!
Baby, we get out. Be happy. Be normal!
What kind of man builds a machine to kill a girl?
No, he did not use his hands.
Like a smart man, he used a tool.
No, he did not use his hands.
Like a smart man, he used a tool.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
What kind of man builds a machine to kill a girl?
No, he did not use his hands.
Like a smart man, he used a tool.
No, he did not use his hands.
Like a smart man, he used a tool.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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I wish that I had been there at the dawn of time to say "hello!"
And tell you that your name is Doris.
And give you hot tea.
And tell you that you are loved.
And tell you that your name is Doris.
And give you hot tea.
And tell you that you are loved.
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I wish that I had been there at the dawn of time to say "hello!"
And tell you that your name is Doris.
And give you hot tea.
And tell you that you are loved.
And tell you that your name is Doris.
And give you hot tea.
And tell you that you are loved.
You woke the bear from his sleep. You cannot cry when he tangos.
"That's not an expression in any language."
"That's not an expression in any language."
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
You woke the bear from his sleep. You cannot cry when he tangos.
"That's not an expression in any language."
"That's not an expression in any language."
You have made a decision. It is the wrong one. I love you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
You have made a decision. It is the wrong one. I love you.
And he, and I quote, said that he wanted me to give up something I loved.
Which is legitimately a WILD thing for an 8-year-old to request!
Which is legitimately a WILD thing for an 8-year-old to request!
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
And he, and I quote, said that he wanted me to give up something I loved.
Which is legitimately a WILD thing for an 8-year-old to request!
Which is legitimately a WILD thing for an 8-year-old to request!
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATIONS DAYS??
TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATIONS DAYS??
TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
Bodies move across the shoreline and slipped into the water.
They were slowly drawn farther out to sea as though following some magnetic pull. There was a sound of howling.
They were slowly drawn farther out to sea as though following some magnetic pull. There was a sound of howling.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Bodies move across the shoreline and slipped into the water.
They were slowly drawn farther out to sea as though following some magnetic pull. There was a sound of howling.
They were slowly drawn farther out to sea as though following some magnetic pull. There was a sound of howling.
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
Ruse is surprised and mildly annoyed to realize that she actually cares about the other girl. When did that happen? Ruse had been so ready to head off on her own, but whenever she left Mim and Feast, something always pulled her back...
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Ruse is surprised and mildly annoyed to realize that she actually cares about the other girl. When did that happen? Ruse had been so ready to head off on her own, but whenever she left Mim and Feast, something always pulled her back...
I'm going to teach you all what you failed to learn the first time I slaughtered each and every one of you.
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I'm going to teach you all what you failed to learn the first time I slaughtered each and every one of you.
Where did you go, beloved?
Your princess cannot see you...
Come here and embrace me, and my love will free you!
Your princess cannot see you...
Come here and embrace me, and my love will free you!
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Where did you go, beloved?
Your princess cannot see you...
Come here and embrace me, and my love will free you!
Your princess cannot see you...
Come here and embrace me, and my love will free you!
Weeee're a Priiincessssss, buut we caaan also be a frieeeeend. :)
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Weeee're a Priiincessssss, buut we caaan also be a frieeeeend. :)
Maybe if you helped me feel worthy of my friends *I'd still have them!*
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Maybe if you helped me feel worthy of my friends *I'd still have them!*