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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer
@sirilyan.com
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Self-indulgent and city-centric.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 13h
The day Ted Nugent dies, half of every right wing concert in America will have to become someone playing an 8-track of Ted Nugent’s greatest hits.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14h
dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 14h
Yknow what though, she *was* targeted for destruction by the royal family and every media outlet in British. She gets at least one break.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 15h
The second lesson: check your rear view mirror before making a turn.

(Curriculum only valid at comedy traffic school.)
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20h
Get in, get out: first thing they teach you at comedy school
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 15h
“You can’t *rehearse* improv.”
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 15h
Cashman *and* West? What a get!
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 16h
Reading Ranma 1/2 to learn more about the Diet of Worms.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 16h
Just For Laughs could start a forest fire that takes out half of Quebec and people would still say “yeah, but still less bad”.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 16h
Consequences would require the average Canadian (or at least the average Canadian media) to give half a damn what Meghan Markle’s husband says about anything.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 16h
Hollywood made whatever’s the opposite of a mistake when they didn’t fall over themselves to tell him Hillbilly Elegy was the best movie of the year.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 18h
Listening to some old Canadian MOR musicx

I have learned I cannot tell the difference between Wave and Sky.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d
Did I want to make myself the Example Clown of the day, earning a giant and full clowning-on?

No.

Am I gonna keep the post up because the reply chain is valuable and informative?

Yep.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d
What I was aiming for, and missed badly, was a sarcastic interpretation of the conflict between Bluesky’s goals (keep new people on the site) and the users’ (oh god these idiots).
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d
Okay, this is me apologizing for being tremendously unclear and writing poorly. The Discovery feed absolutely needs much better controls and one of them is removing people who don’t want to be the day’s Main Character and/or Opinion.

The reply chain you’ve given me is at a minimum 98% correct.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d
It’s tronning time.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d
“This post is incredibly popular and relevant to thousands of people all over the site.

“No. You can’t see it. How dare you.”
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d
Me: Walk 90 minutes a day? No problem

Also me: Oh god my nemesis, two flights of stairs *collapses in exhaustion*
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
Slicing through Cloud’s enemies in Pie-nal Fantasy VII.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
I did some research, and it looks like there’s upzoning near every single BART station in Marin County.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
(It’ll will. This website cannot provide offer an edit button soon enough.)
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
Consigning every Christian to being The Enemy, such that there’s only one political faction that makes them feel welcome? It’ll will work out great. No notes.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
You’re right. The way this bill rezoned not just every single square inch of LA and SF, but the entire state of California, is intolerable. No choice but to move to Montana.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
“What if I wanted to throw a rock, but I wanted the rock to be expensive, require a lot of effort to make, hard to throw accurately, and easy to dodge? [takes sip of Shamrock Shake] …guys, I think I have an idea.”
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
People who want to live in a cardboard McMansion with two dining rooms and a five-car garage deserve houses too.
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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 2d
People on Facebook get so angry at how there’s nowhere to park anymore.

Well, there’s plenty of towns in the Maritimes with huge amounts of parking *and* cheap houses.

Go visit them and see what the local economy is like when there’s always, always somewhere to put your car.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 2d
There's a lot to criticize about Toronto (waves hand broadly at my life's sad work) but like 50% of of it just people who don't like big cities & don't want to admit it.
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