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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 6h

went to target bought a banana left

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Ben @bschaffz.bsky.social · 4d

This all stick no carrot government can’t continue at this pace, they will collapse under the weight of the hundreds of fights they are picking with nearly every element of their coalition.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 4d

The Trump admin is preparing a plan to make it harder for older Americans to get Social Security disability payments.

Officials are considering eliminating age as a factor in deciding whether or not someone is capable of working.

Hundreds of thousands of people could lose out.

Trump plan would limit disability benefits for older Americans

Trump administration officials are considering eliminating age as a factor in deciding whether someone is capable of working.

www.washingtonpost.com

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 1d

Isn't that the same anchor who failed to confront Stephen Miller when he was "glitching out" the other day?

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 1d

Could be HR related. More details yet to come in.

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 1d

I'm on vacation so of course my boss gets let go

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

The Home Alone house isn't too far away from there. That's a twofer!

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

I'm like a 30 minute train ride from there.

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

Happens less as you get older, but yeah

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

Almost shit my pants walking home from the movies, but I made it. Miracles do still happen.

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

yes and?

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

Right? Should have been through a boner.

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

A guy in the beginning gets an arrow through his nutsac and then they're never that explicit again. Missed opportunities abound.

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

none of the leads even got completely naked wtf

spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 2d

now seated for Boner Lake (2025)

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.