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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏

@sistahmethy.bsky.social

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8 Mile’s exiled nun’s back again. Habit hides the pipe. DM for absolution… or supply. Hail to the rush. 🛐💉🔥 #TweakerNun #8MileRedemption #Detroit

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 3d

Like herpes on Lauren Boebert’s lip, I’ve returned more virulent.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 3m

I did too. I was expecting much worse.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 4m

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a woman says " stop it " in front of a be t logo

ALT: a woman says " stop it " in front of a be t logo

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Pugz☮️🌈🎀👶🐸👁 @whiterabbit324.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight's the first time in a long while that I've felt hopeful!🙏🏼
♥️♥️♥️😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
🥳🎉🪅🎊🍺🍻

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 1h

if this ain't a f'n metaphor... 🤣

Kate 🪷 @kateculliton.bsky.social · 6h

Bwahahaha!!

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 6m

God damn. 👊

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

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Barracks Life 🇺🇸🪖🌈 @barrackslife.com · 12m

BREAKING: Voters kicked 13 MAGA delegates in the Virginia House OUT so far.
Democrats are nearing a SUPER MAJORITY.

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Jeff Deroshia @jeffderoshia.bsky.social · 49m

Apparently he doesn’t understand how ranked choice voting works 😂🤣

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Lavender🎀Honey @lavenderhoney.bsky.social · 52m

Elon crying fake fraud on Xitter
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 14m

That fart bruh. 😂

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ƎIkͶOM @spacemonkie42.bsky.social · 15m

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 15m

Scott Presler on all fours mooing like a cow in heat.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 15m

Where’s the chicken one

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ƎIkͶOM @spacemonkie42.bsky.social · 19m

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 1d

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 16m

🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 22m

Magats like Haferkorn are hoarding screenshots from my 2016 thirst trap era like it's their personal spank bank archive. They've got folders labeled Bitch Who Rejected Me full of my old nun outfits 😂, just to jerk off. Creepy as fuck, but hey, at least I’m immortal in their sad little hard drive.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 25m

They hate tattoos 'cause nothing says I'm not a pedophile like wanting your girl to look twelve. 🙄 They want the tits of a woman and the face of a child, so they can pretend it's not rape when they ram that cheese-dick in.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 29m

Because they’re ugly inside so their dicks have to match. 😂 Like, they’ve got all the anger, all the hate, and somehow it curdles down there.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 32m

Not for them. They can’t experience fun. They can't get off unless someone's bleeding. Period. Like their dick only works when there's real pain-so they're wired wrong, permanently.

🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 33m

They're all like, If I can't fuck you, I'll just steal your whole identity and they'll jerk off to the idea that they can control something pretty. It's rapey, but without the prison time. Just pure, desperate, digital semen on everything you've worked for. Fucking cowards.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 36m

No. It’s the Trump supporter I let finger me back in '16. He's been down there ever since, eating all my pubes for protein and whispering Biden's emails every time he farts.

🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 38m

Where do you think the medical journals get their micropenis stock photos? 😂 They wake up every morning, slap that baby carrot against their thigh and hit send. Like they're saying Look, I'm powerful while their dick says Please help me. Jesus.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 41m

Well even Musk is calling them diaper-wearing crybabies. These magats are realizing their safe space is evaporating and now they're just mad they can't piss themselves on somebody else's timeline without getting blocked. Good. Let them shit themselves in private.

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 42m

You haven't seen disgusting until you've seen what crawls outta my panties at the end of the day. Spoiler, it's not lint, and it moves. Want proof?

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🔥 Sistah Methy 🎤 ⛪️ 🙏 @sistahmethy.bsky.social · 44m

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