🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
TANK GIRL (1995) | Official Trailer | MGM
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Bolsonaro serving the die in prison sentence Trump should have received.
Heartwarming.
Heartwarming.
Brazil: Bolsonaro ordered to start serving 27-year prison sentence for coup plot
The Supreme Court says the former leader has exhausted his appeals and will start his prison term at a police station in Brasilia.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bolsonaro serving the die in prison sentence Trump should have received.
Heartwarming.
Heartwarming.
dude totally f'n nails the "open casket" look 👍🔥🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
dude totally f'n nails the "open casket" look 👍🔥🇺🇸
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November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Northern Lights in a California sky
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Northern Lights in a California sky
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G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
And trevon moehrig is a punk passed bitch.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
And trevon moehrig is a punk passed bitch.
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TRUMP COMMENTS ON THE DOCUMENT THAT INFORMED THE KING OF ENGLAND THAT WE WERE IN REBELLION.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
TRUMP COMMENTS ON THE DOCUMENT THAT INFORMED THE KING OF ENGLAND THAT WE WERE IN REBELLION.
an observation-
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
an observation-
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
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In Jesus’ name !!!’
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In Jesus’ name !!!’
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He dropped that “papal prayer”
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He dropped that “papal prayer”
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Art break! #WIP #artist #illustrator #portraitart #art work in progress. “Janis” original- Pan pastels and polychrome pencils on Pastel paper.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Art break! #WIP #artist #illustrator #portraitart #art work in progress. “Janis” original- Pan pastels and polychrome pencils on Pastel paper.
overheard in the wild:
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
overheard in the wild:
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
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They all sound like they're speaking Klingon. 😆 What a hoot, mon. (Scotland, Ah luve ye! 😉💙)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
Scottish Star Trek So Funny
YouTube video by Stevan Hogg
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They all sound like they're speaking Klingon. 😆 What a hoot, mon. (Scotland, Ah luve ye! 😉💙)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
your monday bump:
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
your monday bump:
meanwhile...
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
meanwhile...
ok, good- comey got out clean from a shit storm of stupidity but still, fuck him with MTG's dick for what he did to hillary.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ok, good- comey got out clean from a shit storm of stupidity but still, fuck him with MTG's dick for what he did to hillary.
🎶"...You're a whole lotta woman, A whole lotta woman,
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
🎶"I'm a rollin' thunder, pourin' rain / I'm comin' on like a hurricane / White lightning's flashin' across the sky / You're only young, ..."🎶
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🎶"...You're a whole lotta woman, A whole lotta woman,
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
🎶"I'm a rollin' thunder, pourin' rain / I'm comin' on like a hurricane / White lightning's flashin' across the sky / You're only young, ..."🎶
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🎶"I'm a rollin' thunder, pourin' rain / I'm comin' on like a hurricane / White lightning's flashin' across the sky / You're only young, ..."🎶
it's just f'n exhausting 🫨
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it's just f'n exhausting 🫨
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🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕