🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
y'know, the more I think about it.. cranking the kars-4-kids jingle at ICE hotels would work on a couple levels- it'd annoy the fuck out of them and make them stop using that goddamned ad because CBP/DHS would make it illegal.
win/win 🤷
win/win 🤷
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
y'know, the more I think about it.. cranking the kars-4-kids jingle at ICE hotels would work on a couple levels- it'd annoy the fuck out of them and make them stop using that goddamned ad because CBP/DHS would make it illegal.
win/win 🤷
win/win 🤷
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Imagine. Just fucking imagine. 😳👇
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Imagine. Just fucking imagine. 😳👇
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In case you were wondering, this is what domestic terrorists look like
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
In case you were wondering, this is what domestic terrorists look like
i'm expecting Chevron/Exxon/Conoco/Suncor/Petrolio to hit their next shareholders meeting with phrases like "the long-term capital expenditures will not exceed more than 0.07% of your share dividends- this is generational growth that will ensure future profitability"
😶
😶
a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
i'm expecting Chevron/Exxon/Conoco/Suncor/Petrolio to hit their next shareholders meeting with phrases like "the long-term capital expenditures will not exceed more than 0.07% of your share dividends- this is generational growth that will ensure future profitability"
😶
😶
these dipshits are literally shooting snowflakes.
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
these dipshits are literally shooting snowflakes.
Take a few'n look up how shit went to hell in Syria circa 2011.
See if you recognize anything.
See if you recognize anything.
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Take a few'n look up how shit went to hell in Syria circa 2011.
See if you recognize anything.
See if you recognize anything.
😞
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
😞
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Nothing you need to fix right now.
Nothing you need to win.
Just let today’s noise settle where it wants to.
This is the quieter track underneath it.
Stay as long as you need.
The music’s got you.
Nothing you need to win.
Just let today’s noise settle where it wants to.
This is the quieter track underneath it.
Stay as long as you need.
The music’s got you.
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nothing you need to fix right now.
Nothing you need to win.
Just let today’s noise settle where it wants to.
This is the quieter track underneath it.
Stay as long as you need.
The music’s got you.
Nothing you need to win.
Just let today’s noise settle where it wants to.
This is the quieter track underneath it.
Stay as long as you need.
The music’s got you.
fucked up.
valid tho 🤣
valid tho 🤣
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
fucked up.
valid tho 🤣
valid tho 🤣
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Every day of the last 40years of GOP getting elected for anything…
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Every day of the last 40years of GOP getting elected for anything…
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🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
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Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
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Yesterday I had a panic attack so bad my chest hurt and my hand clenched shut, then YouTube recommended this clip from Babylon 5 today and it just left me sobbing.
I’ve watched this scene so many times, I don’t know why I watched it.
2026 is too much already.
I’ve watched this scene so many times, I don’t know why I watched it.
2026 is too much already.
The Wisdom of Delenn: The Candle
YouTube video by Babylon5Wisdom
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Yesterday I had a panic attack so bad my chest hurt and my hand clenched shut, then YouTube recommended this clip from Babylon 5 today and it just left me sobbing.
I’ve watched this scene so many times, I don’t know why I watched it.
2026 is too much already.
I’ve watched this scene so many times, I don’t know why I watched it.
2026 is too much already.
"and to top it all off, we lose a f'n hour in 2 months"
remember when having an hour less of this shit was a bad thing?
remember when having an hour less of this shit was a bad thing?
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"and to top it all off, we lose a f'n hour in 2 months"
remember when having an hour less of this shit was a bad thing?
remember when having an hour less of this shit was a bad thing?
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some look at me funny when I say they've been at this for decades- generations, even- even in 1980, they were openly touting this shit with David Koch as a presidential candidate.
it just took another 20 years for the neocons who want endless wars and global dominance to join in the fray.
it just took another 20 years for the neocons who want endless wars and global dominance to join in the fray.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
some look at me funny when I say they've been at this for decades- generations, even- even in 1980, they were openly touting this shit with David Koch as a presidential candidate.
it just took another 20 years for the neocons who want endless wars and global dominance to join in the fray.
it just took another 20 years for the neocons who want endless wars and global dominance to join in the fray.
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In the wake of the execution of Renee Nicole Macklin Good by an ICE agent and a sustained boycott that dropped Spotify’s stock 10% in one month, Spotify confirms ICE recruitment ads are no longer running.
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
In the wake of the execution of Renee Nicole Macklin Good by an ICE agent and a sustained boycott that dropped Spotify’s stock 10% in one month, Spotify confirms ICE recruitment ads are no longer running.
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Three year extension of ACA subsidies passes in the House
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Three year extension of ACA subsidies passes in the House
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I'm done with today. ✌️😫
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'm done with today. ✌️😫
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.