🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
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G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
And trevon moehrig is a punk passed bitch.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
And trevon moehrig is a punk passed bitch.
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TRUMP COMMENTS ON THE DOCUMENT THAT INFORMED THE KING OF ENGLAND THAT WE WERE IN REBELLION.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
TRUMP COMMENTS ON THE DOCUMENT THAT INFORMED THE KING OF ENGLAND THAT WE WERE IN REBELLION.
an observation-
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
an observation-
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
ain't a soul taking a knee anymore.
everyone is standing, and all for different reasons.
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In Jesus’ name !!!’
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In Jesus’ name !!!’
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He dropped that “papal prayer”
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He dropped that “papal prayer”
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Art break! #WIP #artist #illustrator #portraitart #art work in progress. “Janis” original- Pan pastels and polychrome pencils on Pastel paper.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Art break! #WIP #artist #illustrator #portraitart #art work in progress. “Janis” original- Pan pastels and polychrome pencils on Pastel paper.
overheard in the wild:
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
overheard in the wild:
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
"y'all get your trump phone yet? I ain't heard back from the customer service people in awhile"
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They all sound like they're speaking Klingon. 😆 What a hoot, mon. (Scotland, Ah luve ye! 😉💙)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
Scottish Star Trek So Funny
YouTube video by Stevan Hogg
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They all sound like they're speaking Klingon. 😆 What a hoot, mon. (Scotland, Ah luve ye! 😉💙)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuy...
your monday bump:
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
your monday bump:
meanwhile...
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
meanwhile...
ok, good- comey got out clean from a shit storm of stupidity but still, fuck him with MTG's dick for what he did to hillary.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ok, good- comey got out clean from a shit storm of stupidity but still, fuck him with MTG's dick for what he did to hillary.
🎶"...You're a whole lotta woman, A whole lotta woman,
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
🎶"I'm a rollin' thunder, pourin' rain / I'm comin' on like a hurricane / White lightning's flashin' across the sky / You're only young, ..."🎶
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🎶"...You're a whole lotta woman, A whole lotta woman,
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
Whole lotta Rosaries...." 🎶
🎶"I'm a rollin' thunder, pourin' rain / I'm comin' on like a hurricane / White lightning's flashin' across the sky / You're only young, ..."🎶
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🎶"I'm a rollin' thunder, pourin' rain / I'm comin' on like a hurricane / White lightning's flashin' across the sky / You're only young, ..."🎶
it's just f'n exhausting 🫨
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it's just f'n exhausting 🫨
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🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
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She looks like he just promised her a fresh rabbit in exchange for sex.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
She looks like he just promised her a fresh rabbit in exchange for sex.
Might be a metaphor.
Might well not be, too.
Might well not be, too.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Might be a metaphor.
Might well not be, too.
Might well not be, too.
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Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM