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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
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6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
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dude finally got the day he voted for 🤷
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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The guy was a putz yearning to be a schmuck, and did everything he could do to prove it.

The irony of his prostate taking him out ain't lost here.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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What a shame.

He had an appointment with Kaiser in March, too.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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*Blown
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
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January 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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🤣
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January 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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🤣 it was like-
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January 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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lol... he'd be fun to play poker with 😶🤣😶
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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"it was unfortunate the grandchildren left their Joshua right where grandpa could trip over him"
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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I don't know what f'n day of the week it is but THAT I REMEMBER
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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mine is just 1.

if anyone else can find my telephone number from 3rd grade I'm fucked.
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Wasn't until the sound... 😝
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM