🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
i'm not allowed to make lists anymore 🤷
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i'm not allowed to make lists anymore 🤷
d'aaaaw! I made a new friend!
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
d'aaaaw! I made a new friend!
I wonder if I still have the charger
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I wonder if I still have the charger
kid- they have meds for this stuff now
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
kid- they have meds for this stuff now
yeah, we saw how that went last time.
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
yeah, we saw how that went last time.
not even remotely in my interests, but dammit the title gets me.
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
not even remotely in my interests, but dammit the title gets me.
Needed my happy place.
Ain't a f'n basement.
Ain't a f'n basement.
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Needed my happy place.
Ain't a f'n basement.
Ain't a f'n basement.
According to Rana I may a family of 7 😶
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
According to Rana I may a family of 7 😶
favorite scene ever:
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"..nope"
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"..nope"
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
favorite scene ever:
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"..nope"
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"..nope"
same reason a "billionaire" does
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
same reason a "billionaire" does
Best caption wins:
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Best caption wins:
😶
accelerationism:
accelerationism:
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
😶
accelerationism:
accelerationism:
Protein pancakes: 1/3c egg whites, 1/2c mix, 1/8c water. whisk whites to soft peak, mix water & pancake mix and fold into whites.
The sausages, butter and syrup are just garnish.
Honest 😶😏😶
The sausages, butter and syrup are just garnish.
Honest 😶😏😶
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Protein pancakes: 1/3c egg whites, 1/2c mix, 1/8c water. whisk whites to soft peak, mix water & pancake mix and fold into whites.
The sausages, butter and syrup are just garnish.
Honest 😶😏😶
The sausages, butter and syrup are just garnish.
Honest 😶😏😶