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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins

@sithlet.bsky.social

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cat and cheese and skiing and gin and coffee and starwar and scotch and knitting and wrasslin and vengabus enthusiast who is very cruel to rocks she/they - queer - crusty millennial - adhd chaos gremlin - minnesota bullshit - former robydoby

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2h

I can’t believe (and also love) that they’re still selling this.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · Oct 13

My mind was already plenty in the gutter, but I swear to god, this app has ruined me.

An ad from “Chewy”, featuring a ghost-shaped cardboard cat house. The ghost is pulling up its bottom to reveal a big hole.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 5h

Most likely liable for a lot of shit.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 5h

In their defense, without knowing some commands, it’s probably difficult to accidentally fuck everything up. Probably. (She says and then the cat rolls some regex on the keyboard.)

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, same. Like the next time I saw him in anything, I was like “… ew”

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 5h

I’m gonna get real honest and vulnerable for a moment: high school me thought Jared Leto was a total hottie. Specifically heroin addict Jared Leto from Requiem for a Dream. Anyway. That feeling passed.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 8h

I gotta install that again.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 8h

I hope she led a miserable life and never left Taylor’s Falls.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, sure. The quiet kid who always gets picked on. Must be her fault.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 8h

When I was in …idk… 2nd-4th grade somewhere, I complained to my step dad about boys on the bus who had been lifting up my skirt. My step dad told the bus driver the next morning. She, in turn, after dropping everyone off at school, grabbed the scruff of my coat and told me it was my fault. 🙃

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 10h

Ah yes… the name brand opium…

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 17h

That thread was so so so very good. ❤️❤️❤️

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 18h

Absolutely. His heart is pure and his body is a potato.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 18h

He’s looking for them though

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 19h

SHERMAN

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

Pls enjoy the source material

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

With the KKKitten Half-Time?

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

The other way makes me feel icky.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

There are always new people at their first performance with jitters and wondering if they should even be there when they haven’t nailed all the songs yet and IT IS FINE. Just be there and show up.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

My choir likes to say “lean into the suck” when we’re feeling iffy on something and performing it anyway.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

Good.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

My only guess is that because my MIL was registered to vote at our address when she was in a care facility, they decided my phone number was hers. I’ve gotten dozens of texts with her name on them.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

I… wanna go to the vegan strip club

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

“STOP” if addressed to me, a string of expletives and a very stern talking to (going nowhere), followed by “STOP” if addressed to my deceased-before-the-pandemic mother-in-law.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

Ooooh nice

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

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