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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · May 21
⛧ —— THE SLAYER’S TESTAMENT

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 18m
Rocks with arms. I'm getting my shit kicked in by rocks with arms.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 55m
<< You and I are opposite sides of the same coin. >>

<< When we face each other, we finally see our true selves. >>

<< There may be a resemblance, but we'll never face the same direction. >>
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 1h
TEAR... RIP AND TEAR.. RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h
Happiness has to be fought for.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h
Losing my identity, wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me, I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h
You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h
A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h
You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus
Sideshow of freaks
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h
Smell ya' later!
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h
MAN WHO HAS FINISHED EATING ROCKS: That was quite a delectable meal! I think I’ll have some more rocks. AAAAOORRGGHGGHG
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h
MAN EATING ROCKS: AAAOORRGGHGGHG
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h
<< It's time. >>

<< This'll blanket the world like snow. >>
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h
<< Too bad, Buddy. >>

<< This twisted game needs to be reset. >>
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 9h
SHAGADELIC, BABY!
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h
Devils never cry.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h
The inspection was nothing but a smokescreen... I heard explosions then...RRGH! They played us LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h
THE HUMANITY! My big gun is out of bullets! I can't believe it!
...The only thing I believe is I need a different gun.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h
LAUNCH THE SLAYER.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: Survive
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h
I am lightning....The rain transformed.
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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 13h
I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart. . but, I had to wait until your friends were. . otherwise, occupied.