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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · May 21

⛧ —— THE SLAYER’S TESTAMENT

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 22m

Devils never cry.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 58m

The inspection was nothing but a smokescreen... I heard explosions then...RRGH! They played us LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 1h

THE HUMANITY! My big gun is out of bullets! I can't believe it!
...The only thing I believe is I need a different gun.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h

LAUNCH THE SLAYER.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: Survive

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h

I am lightning....The rain transformed.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h

I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart. . but, I had to wait until your friends were. . otherwise, occupied.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h

There it was. The soundtrack to my life. And for a few seconds, came harmony... finally.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry - 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h

Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in...

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h

So this is the famous Elm Pokémon Lab. . . what are you staring at?

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h

KIRYU~CHAN! !

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h

Like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h

There it was. The soundtrack to my life. And for a few seconds, came harmony... finally.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: Survive

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 9h

This party's getting crazy... LET'S ROCK!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h

STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h

MAIN SYSTEM: Activating Combat Mode.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h

Great holes secretly are digged where Earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk which ought to crawl.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h

PEACE SELLS. . . BUT WHO'S BUYING?

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h

Note added: See You In Hell Asshole

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 13h

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 14h

Guys I think I miss my wife