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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · May 11

"Why would you want to sleep on some guy's wooden chest? That'd be uncomfortable as hell!"

*Reminder, Mud is a DENSE mf.*

αиgєℓ ∂υѕт 𓆩♡𓆪 @angie-fluffy-bootz.bsky.social · May 11

I need to lay on a male's chest so badly right now ...

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · May 11

"Mornin' Pink thing! How are ya?"

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · May 4

I can see! How long did it take you to learn to do all that?

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · May 1

"Yah, sorry kid. I'll be up in a few hours, good night Mel."

*He unlocked the room and headed to the freezer.*

— 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 💚 @blackbloodblessed.bsky.social · Apr 30

Mel sighed quietly in relief.

“ Yeah, that could be it! Your brain can come up with some crazy shit whenever you’re tired… you should go get some rest. “

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 29

"Fine, maybe your right. Im sorry kid. Maybe it was somethin' else.

Maybe I'm just not gettin' enough sleep."

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 29

"Fine, maybe your right. Im sorry kid. Maybe it was somethin' else.

Maybe I'm just not gettin' enough sleep."

— 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 💚 @blackbloodblessed.bsky.social · Apr 29

“ I dunno, maybe a customer got lost or something? “

Mel gave another awkward shrug, looking off to the side.

“ I’m not human, seriously… we’re already in enough trouble as it is after the whole egg fiasco, throwing around false accusations like that is just going to dig us an even deeper grave. “

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 29

"Mel, who else would be using the employee bathroom here?"

*Mud gave out a small sigh.*

"Look, kid, if your the human, I won't freak out."

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 29

"Mel, who else would be using the employee bathroom here?"

*Mud gave out a small sigh.*

"Look, kid, if your the human, I won't freak out."

— 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 💚 @blackbloodblessed.bsky.social · Apr 28

Mel stared blankly at the band-aid for a while, not saying a word.

“ …weird. I wonder whose band-aid that is. Maybe a customer? “

She shrugged her shoulders, acting as casually as she could.

“ Y’know, most blood turns dark when it dries. It could just be a false alarm. “

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

*He made sure no one was watching or listening, making sure to lock the doors to the room.*

"So, I was uh, diggin' through the trash earlier, and I uh. . ."

*He took out a used band-aid with Mel's blood on it.*

"I found this."

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

"Oh, damn. Well, at least I brought my own food!"

*He placed down a plate of Litterbug head, cutting off a piece of brain and eating it.*

"Perfect~"

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

*Steals one of his ribs.*

"So, this is the kinda food other people eat?"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐍 @adamthefirstman.bsky.social · Apr 28

Eating ribs while watching the TL

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

@unsatedhunger.bsky.social

*He is sneaking up to him, trying to snag that fancy shotgun off of him.*

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BLOOD_IS_FUEL @unsatedhunger.bsky.social · Apr 28

"Your Kind know nothing but hunger. Purged all life on the upper layers. Yet they remain unsatiated."

ULTRAKILL rp account!
New to muse AND verse
Both serious and crack rp welcome

Mun goes by Feathers!

Im just gonna do my best here LMAO-

"As do you."

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

*He made sure no one was watching or listening, making sure to lock the doors to the room.*

"So, I was uh, diggin' through the trash earlier, and I uh. . ."

*He took out a used band-aid with Mel's blood on it.*

"I found this."

— 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 💚 @blackbloodblessed.bsky.social · Apr 28

Mel was reading a… magazine. Which she quickly tucked away behind a crate when Mud walked in.

“ Oh, hey Mud. What’s up? “

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

@blackbloodblessed.bsky.social

*Mud went up to Mel when she was alone to confront her about something.*

"Ey kid. There's somethin' I was needin' to talk to ya 'bout."

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

"Dont forget the ammo!"

*He punched himself in the gut, vomiting up an entire barrels-worth of minigun ammo.*

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

"Then 'ave one of mine!"

*He handed her a minigun that he was hiding in his jacket.*

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

"Heh! Looks great on you, kid!"

— 𝐔𝐙𝐈 ☠️ @angstybytes.bsky.social · Apr 21

Furiously scrubbing super glue out of her hair.

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𓂅 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓.ᐟ ⏖𓍼⋆ @nanitepilot.bsky.social · Apr 25

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𓂅 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓.ᐟ ⏖𓍼⋆ @nanitepilot.bsky.social · Apr 25

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

"So, mini Monday?

What about mini-GUN monday!?"

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 28

@blackbloodblessed.bsky.social

*Mud went up to Mel when she was alone to confront her about something.*

"Ey kid. There's somethin' I was needin' to talk to ya 'bout."

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 27

"Thanks a bunch."

*He took the air mattress, and in exchange handed her the slime-covered pistol with some ammo.*

"Dont shoot it all in one place!"

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 27

"Well I got just the thing for ya troubles!"

*He reached into his mouth and pulled out a slime-covered pistol.*

"'Ere ya go!"

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 27

"'Course ya fuckin' can't. 'Sides, why would you want to buy my rotting ass?

You want to scare away all the kids in your audience?"

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Apr 27

No.

Can I buy you?

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 27

@parodydisney.bsky.social

"Scram ya soulless wanka'! I don't work for assholes, well, specifically assholes of the corporate persuasion."

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 27

@parodydisney.bsky.social

"Scram ya soulless wanka'! I don't work for assholes, well, specifically assholes of the corporate persuasion."

🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 27

@girlfromtheark.bsky.social

"Ey kid, I saw that ya got some beef with someone. If ya want, I could give ya a gun!

With the price being you giving me a mattress so i don't have to sleep on a meat hook every night."

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🇸🇭🇦🇩🇴🇼 @i-am-all-of-me.bsky.social · Mar 3

ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖?
𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖

𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖?
ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖
𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖.

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Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Feb 24

ＴｈｅＨａｐｐｉｅｓｔＰｌａｃｅｏｎＥａｒｔｈ

❤️ & 🔄?

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🅼🆄🅳 @slimehead.bsky.social · Apr 26

"'Ight, gimme your best stuff!"

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