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spoOoOokyfox

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anna lee • trans/queer (she/any) • musician • anarchist • all things metal • chronic elden ring posting • kill the cop in your head skerries.bandcamp.com

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · May 26

lots of new followers here, let's review

liberal blue wave accts, you are not safe here! you should unfollow and block before I hurt your feelings, because I'm going to

no cops, no nazis, no crypto bros or artificial intelligence worshipping marks

zionism is not all of judaism, free Palestine

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 5h

that they just aren't comparatively aroused by real people anymore

most importantly, the supernormal stimulus isn't actually satisfying the need for a real sexual relationship, so it never actually helps even if it's the only thing they are capable of making themselves want anymore

spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 5h

they call it Supernormal Stimulus and it's why incels are no longer able to be attracted to real women

they have overexposed themselves to so much supernormal stimulus in the form of exaggerated sexual performances in porn and more importantly the broadly fantastic style of anime

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 5h

scientists did an experiment on monkeys who determine sexual fitness by the color of their buttcheeks, the redder the more ready to mate

they added a fake monkey with an ass too red to be real

all of the males ignored the *real female monkeys* to try and mate with the *obviously fake monkey*

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 17h

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 1d

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Speak for yourself lol

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 5h

"what do you do for a living?"

"I sell t shirts and posters and mugs and hoodies and stickers and sometimes used music or collectible items"

"so is it like an Etsy thing or ebay? do you have a storefront?"

"oh no, I'm a musician, we usually get a table in the corner of a bar"

spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 1d

whoever coded the announcers in Backyard Baseball are the undisputed GOAT(s)

spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 1d

everyonr stop what you're doing and go watch this, someone wrote and filmed a live action adaptation of Steamed Hams
youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...

Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film

YouTube video by Tyrone Deise

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 1d

get your shit together and stary acting like leftists in real life, every waking moment of every day, or keep sitting still and call yourself what you really are: a centrist

spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think people get that they're actually going to have to change the way they live their lives and they're gonna have to do it voluntarily without being coerced or else none of this is ever going to work

alt text is the lowest possible bar for showing you give a shit about anyone else

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 1d

waking up to see a prominent leftist who writes for onion still refusing to use alt text for any of their posts

hope for the revolution: low today

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spoOoOokyfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 1d

oh wow, I wonder if there's a particular religious or ethnic group for whom circumcision is a ritual practice 😐

(sidenote: a lot of evangelicals also just did a double take, but this is not for them)

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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