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slowfox
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anna lee • trans/queer (she/any) • musician • anarchist • all things metal • chronic elden ring posting • kill the cop in your head
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Please, please, please, invest time and energy and whatever resources you can spare into your local food banks and charity orgs

people in your community are gonna be depending on one another very soon and we have to be ready
reposting the mahler hammer to cleanse the timeline
i’m so happy for him
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I think my favorite scene in adventure time is when Jake has to use a wish to save Finn and he's like "man, I'm sure hungry. I wish I had a sandwich" and Prismo stops being cryptic to be like "dude, don't use your one wish on a sandwich, I can just make you a sandwich"
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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i'd pull up a photo of me from ten years ago but unfortunately somebody took that guy to the woods on mushrooms and killed him and destroyed all evidence he existed so
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i'd pull up a photo of me from ten years ago but unfortunately somebody took that guy to the woods on mushrooms and killed him and destroyed all evidence he existed so
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
there is absolutely no chance for me to flee the country on a work visa because I have no degree and work mostly in manual labor, and that's before even considering the cost of uprooting my entire life to another country or continent on entry level wages

I will die on the same soil I lived on
Something I keep thinking about in convos about 'when to leave' is that finances really ARE an insurmountable barrier for people, as are qualifications (e.g. 'digital nomad' visas are great, but what if you're a barista, or a pipefitter?), and, of course, disability penalties.
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think my favorite scene in adventure time is when Jake has to use a wish to save Finn and he's like "man, I'm sure hungry. I wish I had a sandwich" and Prismo stops being cryptic to be like "dude, don't use your one wish on a sandwich, I can just make you a sandwich"
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
if anything, here's the best cardio advice I've received:

I was making a delivery to this retired professor who ran ultra marathons for fun

he told me about this other guy who never ran in training, just walked briskly on a treadmill at max incline, and he placed top ten in every race he entered
the war is being fought with surveillance and sudden violent raids, and at no point are you gonna fist fight an entire squad of ICE and come out on top, even if you're built like Hafthor Bjornsson

stay fit, sure, but like, don't bet on that being the deciding factor
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I cannot stress enough the importance of closing the door in the middle of every encounter
"I AM FURY. I AM DEATH." -Lae'zel, psyching herself up after spending three rounds prone because she couldn't stop slipping on grease
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"I AM FURY. I AM DEATH." -Lae'zel, psyching herself up after spending three rounds prone because she couldn't stop slipping on grease
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
started playing BG3 for the first time, thought I'd give Eldritch Knight a try since i've wanted to play one in a d&d campaign for ages

and then I met the companions (fighter, wizard, warlock) and now I don't know how eldritch knight even made it past playtesting at WotC
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the other woman in the study chose the bear
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I was thinking about the fact that if I lived like my parents, I'd have three kids under seven right now, and how I'd be totally unprepared for that shit and I'd have no idea how they did it

and then I think about my childhood and I go "well, ok, they didn't exactly nail it either"
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
if you're trying to get big and fit to fight fascists, you should probably remember that the government can kill you with a drone strike and you'll never be able to see the UAV with your naked eye

fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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reminding myself that I'm in the process of growing, always, and sometimes a flower blooms when we least expect
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
happiness is a warm croissant
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
sorry, country is full

until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
*puts on edgelord sunglasses*
when everyone is gay, no one is
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
fun fact: tobacco pipes are more expensive than you think, corncob usually means someone went to get a cool wooden pipe and then shit their pants when they saw the price tag and went with the responsible purchase instead
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
congrats everyone, looks like the dystopic timeline we've allowed them to choose for us is "The Matrix"
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.

The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.

Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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buncha fuckin babies, istg
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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i'm sorry your mama sucks at making turkey

mine not only makes a great turkey, she makes an EXCELLENT turkey gravy to go with the mashed potatoes

and then leftover turkey sandwiches the next day 😭😩🥰
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
while it's true that americans would rather blow themselves up than read the directions on an applicance, this has nothing to do with flavor of turkey

y'all need to brine/season your goddamn turkey, or quit whining about waking up early and smoke it, cause this "turkey tastes bad" thing is bullshit
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ok yanks are still sleeping, everyone post scone
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
trying my hardest to be grateful for the time I've had with friends rather than beat myself into misery over having social anxiety
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Whumph
Have been ill this week but will add more new drawings to my website very soon to keep things bubbling along, in the meantime these are all available if you like my stuff, and you might.

www.chloecumming.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM