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Smams

@smams.bsky.social

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Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog 1 like = 1 smam I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13d

GOOGLE: How to pin other's post to profile

car fucks hulk @carfuckshulk.top · 13d

good i hope you turn into a little smams puddle and i'll go vacuum you up and put you in a jar and put a figurine in the jar and everyone will think its a cum jar but no its a smams jar

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13m

no, I was being truthful. I love breakfast fries

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 24m

Paying you one million bucts

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 25m

I accept this

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 31m

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 34m

Is all not hash brown in the end?

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 36m

french fries, my favorite breakfast food

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 1h

Oh thats fine then. I can't mourn that which never was

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 4h

If I have the option to do something, I will do that thing. Eventually.

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5h

wow

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5h

That's why you're actually astrid and I'm smams

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5h

I'd probably say something like "I had fallen asleep shortly after the previous post and just woken up."

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 6h

Sorry, I was sleeping. I'll make a skeet explainer later

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 16h

I'm going to make a twelve hour video explaining all of my skeets now

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

yes this picture is what I was thinking of when I made that post

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

I want it to feel like I'm boiling alive in front of you, and I'm not mentioning it. And I want you to enjoy that.

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

I don't like that

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

great, now all I need to do is @ lourve, and we're off to the races

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

you see, this is why I asked for your plan

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

I think you should be like those lourve posters, like "yeah you're thing is cool, but theres a GOT dang CHEETO in the whitehouse!" or maybe like aaah's replyhaters like "wait until you learn why COMMUNISM is FAILURE!!!"

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

ok, I trust you

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

ok, what's your plan?

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

it sucks being a guy poster because weirdos won't antagonize you and by proxy make you more notable, this is the only documented case of systemic misandry

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🪦 frankenstein fucks car 🎃 @hulkfuckscar.top · 18h

politics

puff!: you guys don't actually think hasan shocked his dog right.

phat car ass on thick green dick (me): i have to believe he didnt because he's really hot

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 17h

yeah, sure

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 18h

I'll shower tomorrow

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