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Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Nov 18

Hi folks! Figured I should actually introduce myself. I'm Rob, a queer and nonbinary artist from Indianapolis. I do cheeky subversive pop art things.

Have a look

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Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · 2d

#candlemaking

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · 2d

Making candles today!

#candlemaking

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · 15d

Netflix's new Monster series about Ed Gein in a nutshell 🙃

PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 16d

Ed Gein has been re-imagined as the problematic type of transsexual in the new season of that show that exists to disrespect the victims of atrocities. it’s the most-anticipated LGBTQIA+ representation of the season!!

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Sep 13

Paused Phantom Menace, came back and thought Esquie from Expedition 33 had made an appearance

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Sep 12

Finally put these up on my website: SmartDirty.com

Soup can wood wick candle. Label is a parody of Campbell's soup, "crushed orphan soup"

Parody soup can label on a wood wick candle. "Mangione's Minestrone"

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Sep 12

I do arts 😁

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Sep 3

I almost assume nonbinary if I see a bolo tie absent rodeo apparel. I swear the only places I see bolo ties are queer events, so definitely a queer thing? But it *feels like* a nonbinary thing specifically to me

Tldr- call of the wild 😂

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Sep 3

My wife just told me that I want to be a bolo tie nonbinary but I'm also a "no collared shirt" autistic.

This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂

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Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Aug 26

Also restocked all these as stickers!

Pro-choice Parody of a pregnancy test package.

Pro workers rights parody of "I can't believe it's not butter"

Pro-consent parody of Off! Insect repellent

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Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Aug 25

Just restocked all my product parody stickers, plus a few new designs! 😁 thanks @deathbystickers.bsky.social

Star Wars rebel flag with the words "wake up early, fight the empire"

Flag of the city of Indianapolis in hot pink and bright blue with the words "make indy Nazi free"

Sabo tabby with the words "I'll tread where I please"

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Aug 24

Got me some new ink today 😁😁😁

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Aug 1

Now it's time to run the dongauntlet in our fancy Juggernaut hats

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jul 17

Just about done with another can label design

It's NOT heartwarming when a teacher's life-saving heart surgery is paid for by elementary students or when a child has to start a fundraiser to pay their school lunch debt. It's The Orphan-Crushing Machine: "Every heartwarming human interest story in Americ is like 'he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the Orphan-Crushing Machine' and then never asks why an Orphan-Crushing Machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used." @pookleblinky on Twitter in Sept of 2020

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jul 14

Just restocked stash cans and CANdles at Hampton & Co in Irvington! Go visit one of the coolest stores in Indy and get you some awesome stuff 😁

Me in front of my freshly restocked cans and CANdles

Pillar candles in front of a trans rights are human rights poster

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jul 12

My wife just called JJ Abrams the entertainment version of Elon Musk and it's the most true thing I've ever heard

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jul 5

Quick question... why would anyone ever fast travel in this game?

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jul 4

New soup cans coming soon

New soup can design, Mangione's Minestrone

Reposted by Smart/Dirty

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · Jun 21

The public was 100% ready for trans rights just a few years ago.

What we’re seeing now is a massive shift in public opinion after a coordinated and expensive propaganda blitz, one that Dems happily ignored.

Trans rights aren’t new. We had them for years and everything was cool.

Suris-> Magiccon ATL! @surisamu.bsky.social · Jun 21

I just don't get it.

The United States is doing every single step one would need to do for a soft genocide.

And this congresswoman goes "maybe the public just isn't ready for trans rights, we have to consider that"

NO.

THE FUCK.

WE DO NOT.

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Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jun 7

I have both rainbow and goth death sticks.

It's a commentary on the duality of mankind. 😜

Open cigarette case. Rainbow cigarettes on one side, black cigarettes on the other.

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · Jun 2

I would like to get off Mr Bone's Wild Ride.

Been manic for a while and the effort of not being an ass whilst my brain is in this gear is exhausting.

Every time I get to this place Mr Bone's Wild Ride pops into my head.

This here is a load bearing - if strange - sense of humor

Three months of my mood tracker. I have bipolar 2, and the first month is me at a fairly stable baseline. April started with a shift into hypomania.

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Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · May 30

I'll be doing four events in June, come say hi!

Smart/Dirty Designs
June 2025 Events

Friday, June 6th 6-10pm
First Friday
Murphy Arts Center
1043 Virginia Ave

Sunday, June 8th 12pm-8:30pm
Trans Pride Fest
10 East Arts Hub
3137 E 10th St

Sunday, June 15th 12pm-5pm
Indy Pride Festival
Monument Circle

Saturday, June 28th 10am-6pm
Irvington Pride
202 S Audubon Rd

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · May 26

Made some trans pride candles!

An array of totes adorbs trans pride candles

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · May 26

I feel like Last of Us makes a big deal about Joel going to town on everyone in that hospital and like...

I am fine with that. Joel did nothing wrong. Abby's dad was into child sacrifice and I'm just totes okay with Joel delivering a hard leaden "no" to his dome 🤷🏻‍♂️

#joeldidnothingwrong

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · May 23

Just made a round of nonbinary pride candles! 😁

Smart/Dirty @smartdirty.com · May 18

Smeg does not seem like it should be a real brand. Do I even need to explain?