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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 13h

:o a criminal act

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 14h

What about right house

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so stoked for you, except for the frozen part. When I first went short, it changed the game for me

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 1d

when people come to my apartment for the first time and my bedroom has no door

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 3d

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 3d

I couldn’t decide which to post

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 3d

Got served a tequila lime soda with no tequila and I’m taking that as a sign to go home(I’m fishing for a reason to go home and play Fortnite)

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 3d

At the function and suddenly ‘mysterious tavern stranger’ mood has struck me

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 5d

Happy belated lesbian day from ur local nb dyke xx

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 6d

I really thought I was a winter/cold person but I am Not™️ (yet)

Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 6d

I feel like I’m a few days away from having my life(apartment) in order again after months of cave behaviour and I can’t wait to finally host people 😭

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 8d

(All activities have to exist by alarm, bc I cannot tell the time of day anymore )

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 8d

Daylight savings time, so you know what that means

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 9d

Oh my fucking god we won the grand final

Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 9d

dear Jesus I will learn and post a double full leg tie the moment I get more rope please please please please please

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 9d

dear Jesus I will learn and post a double full leg tie the moment I get more rope please please please please please

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 9d

……do we think this can happen a third time

Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 16d

ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat

Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · Sep 14

If broncos win today I’ll post rope

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 12d

My favourite niche genre is Jared Leto getting his head bashed in, and it’s a crime that we never saw Batman do it

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 12d

I can’t believe this is how I find out Keith Urban is from fucking Caboolture

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 15d

If I have to sit and listen to another white person try and explain to me what racism actually is because they personally can’t see it, while simultaneously posturing them self as the hyperwoke leftist champion of the people. I might crash out in ways that will have Kendrick Lamar taking notes.

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 13d

Doc said to try my 10:10 gummies in the morning to see how I’d go on a normal day with them, and naturally they hit mid meeting

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 16d

I am single-handedly holding up this entire football team

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 16d

ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat

Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · Sep 14

If broncos win today I’ll post rope

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 18d

It’s not my fault I might slip and fall into the fixings aisle and also maybe the pots aisle

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 18d

but bunnings run huehuehue

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Invalid handle @smokedquartz.bsky.social · 18d

This has turned into a much bigger repair job(wood damaged framing) and I’m gonna have a gummy about it

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