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I couldn’t decide which to post
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Got served a tequila lime soda with no tequila and I’m taking that as a sign to go home(I’m fishing for a reason to go home and play Fortnite)
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At the function and suddenly ‘mysterious tavern stranger’ mood has struck me
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Happy belated lesbian day from ur local nb dyke xx
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I really thought I was a winter/cold person but I am Not™️ (yet)
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I feel like I’m a few days away from having my life(apartment) in order again after months of cave behaviour and I can’t wait to finally host people 😭
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(All activities have to exist by alarm, bc I cannot tell the time of day anymore )
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Daylight savings time, so you know what that means
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……do we think this can happen a third time
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ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat
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If broncos win today I’ll post rope
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My favourite niche genre is Jared Leto getting his head bashed in, and it’s a crime that we never saw Batman do it
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I can’t believe this is how I find out Keith Urban is from fucking Caboolture
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If I have to sit and listen to another white person try and explain to me what racism actually is because they personally can’t see it, while simultaneously posturing them self as the hyperwoke leftist champion of the people. I might crash out in ways that will have Kendrick Lamar taking notes.
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Doc said to try my 10:10 gummies in the morning to see how I’d go on a normal day with them, and naturally they hit mid meeting
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I am single-handedly holding up this entire football team
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ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat
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If broncos win today I’ll post rope
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It’s not my fault I might slip and fall into the fixings aisle and also maybe the pots aisle
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but bunnings run huehuehue
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This has turned into a much bigger repair job(wood damaged framing) and I’m gonna have a gummy about it
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My washing machine leaking and my nail clippers missing being related? More likely than you think!
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I also think it’s so funny that at work, I’m viewed as a tech god by my team, but for real life people know that I’m useless with tech. I can just make meme fast and know how to use Office
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Work colleague had me deploy a very basic copy pasted workaround in the dev tab on our CRM and now I feel like a hacker
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