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unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
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Ugh. Discordant message on the Sydney Harbour bridge photographed for the NYTimes story on social media ban for under-16s. Not just Lego green & ick flouro yellow but sanctimonious 'Let Them Be Kids' from a country which jails Indigenous kids & hasn't held the childcare industry to account.
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ugh. Discordant message on the Sydney Harbour bridge photographed for the NYTimes story on social media ban for under-16s. Not just Lego green & ick flouro yellow but sanctimonious 'Let Them Be Kids' from a country which jails Indigenous kids & hasn't held the childcare industry to account.
…..but what if I worked from the beach tomorrow, or better yet, not work at all while at the beach tomorrow 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
…..but what if I worked from the beach tomorrow, or better yet, not work at all while at the beach tomorrow 🤔
Love to be a lil tipsy, omw home to cook a fave meal with a new comic book and new weed waiting for me
a cartoon character is laying on a bed holding a sword
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed holding a sword
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December 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Love to be a lil tipsy, omw home to cook a fave meal with a new comic book and new weed waiting for me
Still can’t believe I got to see Kendrick and Doechii live
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Still can’t believe I got to see Kendrick and Doechii live
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historically, the regulation of gambling is one of the big things the government is meant to care about
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
historically, the regulation of gambling is one of the big things the government is meant to care about
Found a certain broadcaster officially branded microphone cover on the ground and I’m thinking about hijinx
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Found a certain broadcaster officially branded microphone cover on the ground and I’m thinking about hijinx
Man that leads cannabis company known for giving illegal kickbacks has called upon fellow industry to “unite against legalisation”
Oh I’m sure this isn’t profit related at aaaaaall 🙄🙄
Oh I’m sure this isn’t profit related at aaaaaall 🙄🙄
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Man that leads cannabis company known for giving illegal kickbacks has called upon fellow industry to “unite against legalisation”
Oh I’m sure this isn’t profit related at aaaaaall 🙄🙄
Oh I’m sure this isn’t profit related at aaaaaall 🙄🙄
Another day, another miata spotted and not safe from LJ doing the miata light hands with the biggest grin
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Another day, another miata spotted and not safe from LJ doing the miata light hands with the biggest grin
Learning more about Sardegna history and slowly having an existential identity crisis
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Learning more about Sardegna history and slowly having an existential identity crisis
Besties, don’t down 6+ shots of coffee on an empty stomach, learn from my mistakes
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Besties, don’t down 6+ shots of coffee on an empty stomach, learn from my mistakes
Ok but what if we got stoned and made cardboard sharks to put on my ceiling
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ok but what if we got stoned and made cardboard sharks to put on my ceiling
Absolutely cruel that today has been perfect beer garden weather but its fuckin Monday
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Absolutely cruel that today has been perfect beer garden weather but its fuckin Monday
Folks I have learnt about a new shark species and I am losing my mind
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Folks I have learnt about a new shark species and I am losing my mind
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
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Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
Starting to think about my 30th and I don’t wanna do the whole death to my 20s bit, but I think doing a funeral roast a la smosh would be funny
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Starting to think about my 30th and I don’t wanna do the whole death to my 20s bit, but I think doing a funeral roast a la smosh would be funny
Love getting a long weekend bc my boss is like “I won’t see you Monday right??? You’re taking it off, right????” So guess no work til Wednesday 😎
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Love getting a long weekend bc my boss is like “I won’t see you Monday right??? You’re taking it off, right????” So guess no work til Wednesday 😎
I’ve learnt more people come to meetings if you name them stupid things like “the thunderdome (aka ______project)” and this is probably my fave corporate lesson so far fuck your PM 101 course
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’ve learnt more people come to meetings if you name them stupid things like “the thunderdome (aka ______project)” and this is probably my fave corporate lesson so far fuck your PM 101 course
Work colleague to me: “how likely are you to get Star Wars references?” “Do you like Dungeons and Dragons?”
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Work colleague to me: “how likely are you to get Star Wars references?” “Do you like Dungeons and Dragons?”
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
Love looking around the table towards the end of a work social and it’s actually just all very leftist lesbians who are just getting on their soapboxes to a chorus of “mm exactlyyyy exactlyyyy”
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Love looking around the table towards the end of a work social and it’s actually just all very leftist lesbians who are just getting on their soapboxes to a chorus of “mm exactlyyyy exactlyyyy”
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Calling myself a genAI thoughtleader on my resume because I tell everyone at the office it's shit, unsecure and they're not allowed to use it.
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Calling myself a genAI thoughtleader on my resume because I tell everyone at the office it's shit, unsecure and they're not allowed to use it.
Locked my son(cat) out of the office for an hour while I tried to rush some work and he’s very mad at me about it now
I have created a needy monster
I have created a needy monster
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Locked my son(cat) out of the office for an hour while I tried to rush some work and he’s very mad at me about it now
I have created a needy monster
I have created a needy monster
Made an extra b&e bagel for later so just know I’m going to be spending the entire day out thinking about it
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Made an extra b&e bagel for later so just know I’m going to be spending the entire day out thinking about it
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we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers
when people come to my apartment for the first time and my bedroom has no door
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
when people come to my apartment for the first time and my bedroom has no door