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Attorney. Interested in law and language. https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=1345493

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9h

You could make a very compelling Humane Society commercial using only images of my pampered, well fed dog sitting in crate after a warm bath administered by a large doofus (yours truly).

Big dumb humans are apparently quite mean what with their stupid “no fecal matter in fur” rule.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9h

I think puppy learned a valuable lesson this morning: If you don’t want to take a bath in the sink, you shouldn’t poop the bed.

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9h

I think puppy learned a valuable lesson this morning: If you don’t want to take a bath in the sink, you shouldn’t poop the bed.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

Who prescribed it?

a person drawing a dragon on a piece of paper with a pencil

ALT: a person drawing a dragon on a piece of paper with a pencil

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

Laufey has concluded her evening’s Laufey-ing without incident.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

“Remember that guy who *died* of running? We should do that but for fun and personal fulfillment.”

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

Did you know the *18th* century was the *17* hundreds? Stupid and confusing, IMHO.

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

But they still have the plush owl mascot right? Right?!

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

Checking in on kid at the Laufey concert. Can’t be too careful.

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 4d

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 5d

Up late making sure I properly bluebooked this Soul Asylum quote.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 6d

Try to resist!!

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah. The “vengeful god” of the “Old Testament” said: “When an alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt.”

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 7d

Just look at this evil b*sterd trying to tell the guy whose species invented noise canceling headphones that he doesn’t need a nap, SMH.

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 7d

Puppy: Evolved to howl and howl till it gets what it wants.
Human: Evolved to invent noise canceling headphones.

Humans 1, puppy 0.

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 7d

Uh. Would this “teaching” be in written form? Cuz I can’t say as I like their chances.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9d

Tintagel. And Merlin’s cave. OG wizard right there.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9d

Men’s wear guy is gonna flip when he sees Suit Cat’s tailoring. No wonder she’s cheating, SMH.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9d

I think this new puppy should just go to the bathroom in a specific place at a predictable time. Who’s with me?

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 9d

It’s only Data when he’s with his twin. The rest of the time he’s Lt. Cmdr. Datum.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 10d

And nominated…Glen B*ck. *sad trombone*

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 10d

Now they should make them race.

smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 14d

Is this the golf Ryder Cup or the shuffleboard one?

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 14d

New puppy has discovered arch nemesis.

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 14d

Or dreaming. Hard to say.

a black spinning top is sitting on top of a white surface .

ALT: a black spinning top is sitting on top of a white surface .

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 18d

Anyway, I am picking up Endicott’s ‘Vagueness in Law’ again after failing to finish on the first pass. I have no defense. It is short and (mostly) easy to read. I will do better. Fin.