thousand eyes ghost girl
@snakedothandler.bsky.social
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Jess, Sean, natural passenger, nylons appreciator, kyorosuke, snake dot handler, future Greta Meatweep, thousand eyes ghost girl, breakdown girl. She/her. read my fiction, poetry, essays, and more: https://buster-machine.neocities.org
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ever notice nobody talks about pussy strong balls weak anymore ?
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It embarrasses me that all I really want, have always wanted, is to be noticed for being smart or insightful (if I am) and have that be enough for someone to ignore the anxiety and eczema and all the other stuff it feels like is all people ever see.
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transgender gnostic robots, wow, I love Evangelion :)
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is it because I post stuff like this revealing I’m broken so I want negative attention that would be unpleasant and so people retreat and—
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why do I never get the thing where I end up on the discover feed and rando idiots reply to my posts? is it because I’m not funny or interesting at all?!?
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I would call myself a fan since I was immediately checking to see if the library has more of the audiobooks for me to listen to (they do!)
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Yeah my top of the head place to find a good source would be an article explaining Simpsons jokes. That association feels strong to me!
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I feel like a lot of Wikipedia articles fail to capture looser cultural connotations like that because they, admirably, really focus on the nuts and bolts of specifically sourced info.

There must be citable sources that mention this phenomenon though so I am surprised in this case.
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Listened to Shards of Honor and kinda loved it so 🫡
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motivating myself to get through the agonizing ordeal of having to work in a space around other people by picking out audiobooks to listen to. Vorkosigan saga you better be captivating or else.
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a toy with missing pieces and broken bits is just one that has been loved and cared for and enjoyed. a life well-lived. 💙💙💙
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One thing I’ve learned is when someone says “I don’t know ___” they are not, necessarily, asking for ___ to be explained to them. There is a world of difference between those two statements, actually!
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retreating to my chambers to reflect on this
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sorry to give your internal monologue a line read
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does everyone know to say this in the Waterworld stunt show narrator voice
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in the far future... wine is now legal...
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be honest: is “point and dick” funnier?
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we have an exciting mission profile ahead of us. I think it’s some kind of cosmic energy snake and there’s some colonists, maybe a beautiful ambassador is involved, I suspect it will be thrilling as well as illuminating of the human condition.
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I shall dream I’m a charming ensign assigned to the USS Enterprise as part of a cultural studies specialty... the soul of a poet but a mind for exploration and discovery. meet me in the recreation room for a meal of various cubes? I’ll be there with my sparkling wit and charm at the ready.
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cosmic dream dance I’ll meet you there
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billionaire Maxwell Drac has opened up a new private college with a campus in Los Angeles, but a sinister secret lies underneath the operation. Find out what it is in… Drac U, L.A.
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how about a movie called “Dracu-L.A.” and it’s about Dracula in Los Angeles
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you can wear your skull mask on our date as long as I can still see your beautiful eyes
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if a video game doesn’t have a colon in the title it can’t get retirement benefits