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Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark.bsky.social

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Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 16m

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h

a kermit the frog is sitting on a couch with the word haha written on the bottom

ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a couch with the word haha written on the bottom

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h

Australian bush turkey and eastern water dragon sharing some dog food! Once they moved off and the staffy felt it safe, he went out and cleared up the left over food.

#birds

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3h

OI!
My dinner is late!
Feed me and feed me NOW!

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3h

Was the Spanish inquisition as dangerous as inflatable antifa murder frogs?

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 7h

The correct term for espionage via sex is honeypot but close enough!

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 7h

jerry from tom and jerry crying with the words me right now lol

ALT: jerry from tom and jerry crying with the words me right now lol

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 8h

Dang - I knew I shouldn't have worn myvhemp pants and my "I'M ANTIFA" tshirt to the murder rally! 😁

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 8h

Mind you, Chicago maybe over run witn inflatable murder frogs!

Extremely unlikely but it is just within the realm of possibilities.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 10h

Dementia and narcissism are a bad mix, even without the huge amount of vitriol the hoofwanking bundlecunt has.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 12h

She is only doing this because her kids need it. Standard wingnut fare, it's only bad if it affects them directly.

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 12h

Australian Bush Turkey on the parrots feeder!

#birds

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 1d

I also have one or more uncolored birds, it's hard to gauge the population as all I normally see is an occasional glimpse. Last one I saw came out of nowhere, grabbed a baby water dragon then ran under cover again.