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Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark.bsky.social

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Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h

The correct term for espionage via sex is honeypot but close enough!

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h

jerry from tom and jerry crying with the words me right now lol

ALT: jerry from tom and jerry crying with the words me right now lol

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 2h

Dang - I knew I shouldn't have worn myvhemp pants and my "I'M ANTIFA" tshirt to the murder rally! 😁

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 3h

Mind you, Chicago maybe over run witn inflatable murder frogs!

Extremely unlikely but it is just within the realm of possibilities.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 5h

Dementia and narcissism are a bad mix, even without the huge amount of vitriol the hoofwanking bundlecunt has.

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 7h

She is only doing this because her kids need it. Standard wingnut fare, it's only bad if it affects them directly.

Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 7h

Australian Bush Turkey on the parrots feeder!

#birds

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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social · 19h

I also have one or more uncolored birds, it's hard to gauge the population as all I normally see is an occasional glimpse. Last one I saw came out of nowhere, grabbed a baby water dragon then ran under cover again.