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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 11h

And apparently millions of Americans feel the same hahaha

\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 11h

Wow, it's incredible how he drives people the the theater!!

Wait, hold on, I'm getting an update... apologies folks, it appears he actually drives them AWAY from theaters. Reports coming in are using terms like "in droves" and "as far away as possible" and "would rather go anywhere else"

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 1d

Your roomba:

a movie called bad humans is being shown on a screen

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Mattvent Calendar @mroberts.bsky.social · 2d

He can my pals do me a favor and please follow @nwmoca.bsky.social?

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 3d

Normally you hand a person that controller and they immediately go on a five-star crime spree, she can spend hours doing crimes that don't even attract the attention of a cop ten feet away 😂😂😂😂

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 3d

There's nothing funnier than handing my wife a controller when GTA is in the console. She loses her shit doing the most minor crimes, I stfg she spent over 45 mins once cackling madly at parking in an intersection and watching all the other drivers honk and yell

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 3d

Hey @gbloodworth.bsky.social is this canon?

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 3d

Commissioner Gordon, known for his dedication to GCPD officers, his controversial partnership with the Batman, and his sick fucking whip with his own face airbrushed on the side

A Hot Wheels toy car featuring Commissioner Gordon's visage on the doors

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 4d

Me, knowing I try to limit buying MCU stuff in an attempt to be "responsible" with my comic toy purchases:

a man with long hair and a beard says " don 't tempt me frodo "

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 4d

This is so god damn accurate. The irrational anger people immediately fall into known as "road rage" is the irrational anger I fall into the moment a printer decides to be a printer. How DARE you, you infernal machine, I am your organic superior!!

neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 5d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 4d

The real question is, were they the mint ones or the fruit ones? Because the fruit ones are kinda bangin ngl

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 5d

Me when someone hits me with the ol' "oh I haven't read any in years, what's going on with comics nowadays?"

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 5d

Share your favorite black and white movie.

A still from the Noir edition of "Logan"

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 7d

Hahaha where's the lie

a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of dunkin donuts in front of a microphone .

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

My wife @strrbuck.bsky.social just referred to Daredevil's sonar-style powers as "uh, his um, I dunno, his Catholic eyes of doom or whatever"

I married well 🥰😂

a man in a suit and tie wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table .

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

Haha yea I thought the same thing, felt like I needed to mix it up a bit!

That's rad Kal art

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

It's like a Wild West showdown, but the guns are cellphones with poorly cropped wallpapers of their family looking miserable, and it's in a Starbucks instead of a saloon

\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

Oh I feel you, recency bias is one of my mutant powers, nothing is ever cooler than the thing I'm into right now until it's not 😂

\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

a lego character says yes i do in orange letters

ALT: a lego character says yes i do in orange letters

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

Two characters you like, tag five others to do the same

Hanma Baki and Wolverine

@gbloodworth.bsky.social
@xmencomicssteve.bsky.social
@stephenkjanes.bsky.social
@mroberts.bsky.social
@ron88keys.bsky.social

(No obligation here folks, you can also just reply, I just like seeing who ya pick!)

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 8d

This might be your most accurate one to date 😂

a woman in a pink jacket says " can i speak to the manager ? "

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 9d

The proof for your statement is how, if you picked up the phone and heard the internet sounds coming through, you slammed it down like you just walked in on something you shouldn't have

INTERNET was happening, and you'd interrupted it!

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 9d

Like is not strong enough of a word, gotta be something more like "adore" or "enthralled by" or "I almost left my wife for it" 😂

a man with white hair and a beard is pointing his finger at something .

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 9d

Oooof wow yea good looks

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\|/ Sniktyler \|/ @sniktyler.bsky.social · 9d

LOOK

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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · Oct 23

✨90s Superboy ✨
Commissioned by
@edgyplatypus.bsky.social

I think this is my favourite superhero costume to draw its so perfect

#art

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