“‘It breaks your heart,’ Bart Giamatti said. ‘It is designed to break your heart.’ I love that quote, but I’ve never really believed it. Yes, baseball will break your heart — but baseball is designed to give you hope. Spring training will come again.”
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: SENILE MAN WITH BRUISE ON HIS HAND AND SWOLLEN LEGS SAYS HE’S READY TO JUMP DUE TO “UNFAIRNESS” AND “CHEATING” AFTER HE DIDN’T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. HE SAYS HE ENDED 10 WARS!
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: SENILE MAN WITH BRUISE ON HIS HAND AND SWOLLEN LEGS SAYS HE’S READY TO JUMP DUE TO “UNFAIRNESS” AND “CHEATING” AFTER HE DIDN’T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. HE SAYS HE ENDED 10 WARS!
