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snotty🐾👽

@snotty.bsky.social

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5’2” 30-year old divorced salarywoman 🔞

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

my old NGL link imploded bc i changed my phones so here’s my new one. make sure to use a VPN if you’re going to submit any death threats

ngl.link/snottykitten2

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2h

painting my own toenails is really hard but a goddess must make sacrifices for her foot simps

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 4h

this meeting is running way over and my tummy is growling so loud

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 6h

i broke my ps5 controller and i only want the 30th anniversary one to replace it but it keeps going out of stock during restocks

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 6h

waiting for him to come see me in that town from my restless dreams like

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 6h

happy bday!

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 7h

i would demand payment for my femdom services

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 17h

pickles just wants to party all night every night

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 17h

i used to own a kotatsu and the smell of it heating up is the same smell as a corded hitachi magic wand overheating

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 18h

im still outrageously h*rny all the time but im being quiet about it

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

my immune system is completely shot from all the stress at work

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

my old NGL link imploded bc i changed my phones so here’s my new one. make sure to use a VPN if you’re going to submit any death threats

ngl.link/snottykitten2

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

i love this actually u should dress more alt to match me when we go out together

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

god….. are you LISTENING?!?! all your careful people call for what they need 😔

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

i think i caught a cold

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

i go outside, for the 4th time

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

his & hers

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

bad pics but my curry is yummy

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

work is really bad today because the deadline is tomorrow

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 2d

Morrigan from Darkstalkers and Lilithmon from Digimon

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

my dream is like a child and im takin all teh custody 📈 💸

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

training my next sexual partner to f**k me while im on my period because it’s not fair to be so h*rny and unable to get what i want

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

it’s cool and rainy so I have caramelized onions in the crock pot for curry later. i prepped buttered + breaded tofu katsu strips to fry up with it. and i have my scented apple candle lit #fallgirly #cozy 🍛 🍂

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2d

catch me on the BLOCK not the WEB this ain’t minecraft