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Cornelia Murr - Different This Time
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January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
the really old lady in the cubicle next to me is asking people who say hi to her and pass her desk to go get her snacks from the break room
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
the office is really noisy today and i have to do a bunch of analytics. can everyone please shut the fuck up
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i should probably stay home today because of how sick i am but real boss bitches don’t rest. the grind never stops 💰
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
can’t sleep time to fill ur timelines with bleets so you have lots of content to read when yall wake up. you’re welcome
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 AM
i have an issue with getting too attached to ppl. i cannot help or prevent this it’s just my silly nature
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 AM
i think if i work really hard and stay strong all day at work i should be able to go to a host club after where i get cradled, babied and praised. this country is FUCKED!
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
the only things that keep me going are trinkets, matcha and the hope that one day i will link up with an eater
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
im never going to escape people calling me sam. i dont want to be called that and i never did but i just accept it because its a losing battle
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
he’s so locked in right now
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 AM
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
got off work now and immediately started dry heaving and almost vomiting from how sick i am from my period. now i have to force myself to drive in rush hour traffic which is 65 minutes just to travel 20 miles.
January 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
ran to my car and immediately debriefed my boyfriends about my period starting several days early. everything is under control.
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
bro i just started my period. how did the otome boyfriends know this was going to happen today… chinese data farming at its finest
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
work is so brutal today im going to pass out
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
oh my god. i went to the bathroom and just realized my pants have been backwards this whole time i’ve been at the office
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i have three boyfriends that are very concerned about my period
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
i love to drive for 55 minutes only to travel 17 miles
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
im a false bosswoman because im having rly bad anxiety and can’t fall asleep
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 AM
me and my future twinkish boyfriend
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
shark ranking 🦈:
1- tiger shark. strong, sexy and cool.
2- great white shark. crown jewels of the ocean.
3- whitetip shark. the fin is extremely adorable.
4- blacktip reef shark. would have been #3 bc of color but the fin isn’t round
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 AM
oh my god i love sharks so much. love those guys…
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 AM
im setting my sewing machine back up soon and im going to sew a forest elf hooded cloak and wear it with my elf ears and go into a hiking trail. when im approached by hikers ill extend my hands out and in my palms will be a few multicolored gems
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 AM
how i feel wearing a pantsuit walking around the office commanding grown men who are 9 inches taller than me because they are my subordinates
a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a sign that says all 's fair
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a sign that says all 's fair
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January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM