two more good games now will buy him five more seasons of being a wildcard QB1 or beloved QB2 around the league, maybe even with stops in AZ or Denver!
I’ll put whatever amount of money I have down right now on Erika Kirk making her big singing “debut” at the TPUSA alternative Super Bowl halftime show tho.
wear it with pride & treat him with humanity, philly fans. living through the “kerkering yip” will one day be a badge of honor in your fandom cred, a la the fucking “bill buckner moment”…
A message below from my dear friend Andy Donger in Tasmania or wherever. The comedians are homeless & starving, w/social media & clout services in ruins. Don't turn away. They rely entirely on our follows to survive.
Please give a follow to Andy so they can feed some fucking interns or whatever. ❤️🙏
i had a package stuck in the same “regional facility” loop on tracking for almost a month and just today finally got an update that it had been “seized by USPS” for “suspected counterfeit postage” and was now considered USPS property. 🫠🇺🇸
“ohhh look at me, i’ve got the coolest uniforms in the game going on… i can hit the ball so good… ooooh i touched the plastic plate in the dirt again…”
i truly believe they’ve mastered the science of rotating out their main character of the day for media cycles so nothing actually sticks to anyone. “hegseth fucked up? send homan in til it dies down. homan did a crime? send noem out this week. noem killed another dog? get hegseth back in here”, etc.
Not sure if she actually has “political smarts” as much as she has “overwhelming rage about not getting appointed to a cushy, high profile administration job after all the loyal water-carrying she did to get Trump back in office” but, hey, … at this point I’ll take it either way for now I guess.
*curled up in a ball in the corner of the asylum’s group activities room, repetitively rocking back & forth from ass to feet repeating softly to myself for hours on end*:
don’t think i’ve ever worked harder in my life to give a tv show a chance to get interesting than “house of guinness”. broken up the first episode into four installments so far & still have like five minutes left to go in it. maybe time to throw in the towel on this one.
