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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 1h

i had a package stuck in the same “regional facility” loop on tracking for almost a month and just today finally got an update that it had been “seized by USPS” for “suspected counterfeit postage” and was now considered USPS property. 🫠🇺🇸

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 4h

telling my grandkids this is was the famous varitek-arod moment.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 17h

“ohhh look at me, i’ve got the coolest uniforms in the game going on… i can hit the ball so good… ooooh i touched the plastic plate in the dirt again…”

… friggin’ calm down, ya psychos.

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 17h

settle down, phillies.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 17h

certified authentic ‘muto.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 18h

i truly believe they’ve mastered the science of rotating out their main character of the day for media cycles so nothing actually sticks to anyone. “hegseth fucked up? send homan in til it dies down. homan did a crime? send noem out this week. noem killed another dog? get hegseth back in here”, etc.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 18h

Not sure if she actually has “political smarts” as much as she has “overwhelming rage about not getting appointed to a cushy, high profile administration job after all the loyal water-carrying she did to get Trump back in office” but, hey, … at this point I’ll take it either way for now I guess.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19h

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19h

and these two things were, just to make sure i’m completely clear here, both said at the - same - press conference?

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19h

just fell down a “citra nosey” rabbit hole & i think it might be about time to just cut the whole internet off altogether.

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 20h

*curled up in a ball in the corner of the asylum’s group activities room, repetitively rocking back & forth from ass to feet repeating softly to myself for hours on end*:

“watch… portland frog pepper balled by ice agents … watch… portland frog pepper balled by ice agents … watch… portland frog p..”

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 21h

UNC & the Jets should do a straight up Belichick for Aaron Glenn trade.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 21h

*resignedly posts the meme again*

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 21h

don’t think i’ve ever worked harder in my life to give a tv show a chance to get interesting than “house of guinness”. broken up the first episode into four installments so far & still have like five minutes left to go in it. maybe time to throw in the towel on this one.

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 1d

if there were even half as many “paid anarchists” in america right now as this shithead claims he wouldn’t have to keep burying the jobs reports.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 1d

as a single-issue voter (guy who cares about what the hospital is getting paid), this one really hit home for me.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 1d

is it a good sign for the state of the world that whenever i’m in a crowded public place now, instead of casually daydreaming about how i’d stop a shooter if something happened i now casually daydream about how i’d stop an ICE kidnapping? … seems like kind of a draw, but also somehow worse?

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 1d

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 2d

happy for t-law & duval. fuck them kc hoes.

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 4d

listened to an nfl game solely on the radio for the first time in over a decade last weekend & it was…

a man in a blue vest is holding a sword and the word invigorating is above him .

ALT: a man in a blue vest is holding a sword and the word invigorating is above him .

media.tenor.com

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 4d

can’t help but think there’s gonna be some pretty nasty fallout from the @hdtgm.bsky.social guys (with jake johnson, no less!) spending a good third of this week’s pod extensively going through all of hollywood’s “pack” group eras without once mentioning the @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social hat pack.

Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 4d

you (a troglodyte, a slow-witted buffoon): “that college’s football team stinks!! all the kids just took a big dang crap on field & made me step in it! the whole college needs to go to jail for this!!!”

me (wise, serenely sipping tea): “The important thing, actually, is how their grades are doing.”

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 6d

string that cross-eyed motherfucker up by his feet & hang him in public a batting cage.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 6d

i am dating tilly norwood. please respect our privacy.

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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 7d

(oops, link…)

Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'

The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.

chicago.suntimes.com