bears are the new eagles (maybe not your favorite team, but the team your online persona likes to root for when your own IRL team is no longer in contention).
sorry if this offends but it has been decreed.
sorry if this offends but it has been decreed.
a man wearing a jacket with the letter c on the front
ALT: a man wearing a jacket with the letter c on the front
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bears are the new eagles (maybe not your favorite team, but the team your online persona likes to root for when your own IRL team is no longer in contention).
sorry if this offends but it has been decreed.
sorry if this offends but it has been decreed.
i do not care to know what any gen z republicans think, thank you. they are, to a person & without exception, what you might call “dum-dums”. please normalize excluding their opinions from any & all discourse.
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i do not care to know what any gen z republicans think, thank you. they are, to a person & without exception, what you might call “dum-dums”. please normalize excluding their opinions from any & all discourse.
*extremely poindexter voice*: “Erm, actually, subsection 384c of the federal code clearly states that an independent sub-agency entity can only be renamed through a legislative action by congress, the president actually has no legal authority to even do thi-“
NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center adds Trump’s name to building
The signage change follows a vote by the board of trustees to rename the performing arts complex the Trump Kennedy Center.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*extremely poindexter voice*: “Erm, actually, subsection 384c of the federal code clearly states that an independent sub-agency entity can only be renamed through a legislative action by congress, the president actually has no legal authority to even do thi-“
The Curse of Nakua
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Curse of Nakua
i don’t care about either of these teams or anyone on them either way, i just hope he lasts long enough in the league for us to start calling him sam “darn old”.
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i don’t care about either of these teams or anyone on them either way, i just hope he lasts long enough in the league for us to start calling him sam “darn old”.
this is just an IRL anthropomorphized version of twitter. anyone who says we should all go back there to “better engage” w/the RW imbalance there might as well say we should all be at the TPUSA conf. for the same reason. fuck that, fuck them, cut off your money & just let them eat each other alive.
Things are nuts at Turning Points AmFest.
Erika Kirk taking jabs at Candace Owens.
Ben Shapiro taking jabs Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Megyn Kelly.
All on stage.
And Tucker is set to speak soon.
Posting clips.
Erika Kirk taking jabs at Candace Owens.
Ben Shapiro taking jabs Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Megyn Kelly.
All on stage.
And Tucker is set to speak soon.
Posting clips.
December 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is just an IRL anthropomorphized version of twitter. anyone who says we should all go back there to “better engage” w/the RW imbalance there might as well say we should all be at the TPUSA conf. for the same reason. fuck that, fuck them, cut off your money & just let them eat each other alive.
great job, kash!!
BREAKING: Suspect in Brown University shooting found dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound at New Hampshire storage facility - Fox
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great job, kash!!
you: “hey, @rianjohnson.bsky.social, we need a benoit blanc/muppets movie! pleeeeeease, pleasepleasepleeeeeeeese!!!”
me: “hey, @rianjohnson.bsky.social, we need a benoit blanc/always sunny in philadelphia gang movie. i will not beg, you know i am right.”
we are not the same. 😤
me: “hey, @rianjohnson.bsky.social, we need a benoit blanc/always sunny in philadelphia gang movie. i will not beg, you know i am right.”
we are not the same. 😤
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
you: “hey, @rianjohnson.bsky.social, we need a benoit blanc/muppets movie! pleeeeeease, pleasepleasepleeeeeeeese!!!”
me: “hey, @rianjohnson.bsky.social, we need a benoit blanc/always sunny in philadelphia gang movie. i will not beg, you know i am right.”
we are not the same. 😤
me: “hey, @rianjohnson.bsky.social, we need a benoit blanc/always sunny in philadelphia gang movie. i will not beg, you know i am right.”
we are not the same. 😤
what idiot decided not to name this movie “Hooves Out”? (doesn’t matter, i’ll still probably see it…)
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
what idiot decided not to name this movie “Hooves Out”? (doesn’t matter, i’ll still probably see it…)
My 10 year-old had two meatball subs for dinner (plus garlic bread & fruit) and left the table so I thought he was done & then came back asking for a third meatball sub because he, in his words, “just took a dump and is hungry again now”. Monster & legend, combined in one.
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My 10 year-old had two meatball subs for dinner (plus garlic bread & fruit) and left the table so I thought he was done & then came back asking for a third meatball sub because he, in his words, “just took a dump and is hungry again now”. Monster & legend, combined in one.
As a board member, I was pushing to rename it the ‘Trump Trumpedy Trump Center at Trump Hall presented by The Very Handsome Mr. Trump’ until Mr. President himself placed a large hand on my shoulder & gently but firmly said “No, son. Modesty is a virtue, & we mustn’t succumb to the allure of vanity.”
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
As a board member, I was pushing to rename it the ‘Trump Trumpedy Trump Center at Trump Hall presented by The Very Handsome Mr. Trump’ until Mr. President himself placed a large hand on my shoulder & gently but firmly said “No, son. Modesty is a virtue, & we mustn’t succumb to the allure of vanity.”
I’m sorry, I put up with finding out a lot of fucking shit is 20 years old or older now on this website but a Daniel Craig Bond movie is where I Draw. The. Line.
To celebrate its 20th anniversary, Casino Royale will be back on the big screen, accompanied by a full symphony orchestra at the Royal Albert Hall in London on Wednesday, 30th December 2026
www.mi6-hq.com/sections/art...
www.mi6-hq.com/sections/art...
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m sorry, I put up with finding out a lot of fucking shit is 20 years old or older now on this website but a Daniel Craig Bond movie is where I Draw. The. Line.
heard the president nailed it again tonight. kicked ass, made everyone laugh, cry, & feel proud to be Americans once again. glad to hear it, do not want to investigate or be made aware of any other details or specifics, tyvm.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
heard the president nailed it again tonight. kicked ass, made everyone laugh, cry, & feel proud to be Americans once again. glad to hear it, do not want to investigate or be made aware of any other details or specifics, tyvm.
can’t believe we still have to go to work the day after the StaffDNA Cure Bowl! it should be a national day off!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
can’t believe we still have to go to work the day after the StaffDNA Cure Bowl! it should be a national day off!!!
I’m always complaining about this. It’s definitely my number one complaint.
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m always complaining about this. It’s definitely my number one complaint.
Reposted by Sonar Jose
erika kirk and jd vance sort of look like they're in disguise as each other
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
erika kirk and jd vance sort of look like they're in disguise as each other
jfc … this is exactly why you should never “just check my phone for a sec” when you’re trying to go to sleep.
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
jfc … this is exactly why you should never “just check my phone for a sec” when you’re trying to go to sleep.
little dudes rock.
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December 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
little dudes rock.
this movie i’d never heard of before in my life actually kinda … whips ass? big hit with the kids & adults for movie night tonight, maybe not the best adults only watch but a real hidden gem for those with kids of a certain age range.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
this movie i’d never heard of before in my life actually kinda … whips ass? big hit with the kids & adults for movie night tonight, maybe not the best adults only watch but a real hidden gem for those with kids of a certain age range.
time once again for everyone to open up the notes app & get ready to copy/paste your standard prepared response depending on whatever the political leanings of the shooter appear to be. and around & around & around we go.
‘Multiple’ people shot by gunman on campus of Brown University
‘Multiple’ people shot by gunman on campus of Brown University
www.independent.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
time once again for everyone to open up the notes app & get ready to copy/paste your standard prepared response depending on whatever the political leanings of the shooter appear to be. and around & around & around we go.
doing a few shots of wine before bed just to mix it up/see what happens (i think it’ll be good!) - did i just invent this or has anyone ever done shots of wine before? (rhetorical - i’m da damn genius…)
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
doing a few shots of wine before bed just to mix it up/see what happens (i think it’ll be good!) - did i just invent this or has anyone ever done shots of wine before? (rhetorical - i’m da damn genius…)
Goddammit, Indiana, stop making me try to respect you.
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Goddammit, Indiana, stop making me try to respect you.
no, that’s not a thing, but this is extremely easy to clear up.
here’s a definitive rule-of-thumb guide that just took me about 45 seconds to make, tyvm/yw.
here’s a definitive rule-of-thumb guide that just took me about 45 seconds to make, tyvm/yw.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
no, that’s not a thing, but this is extremely easy to clear up.
here’s a definitive rule-of-thumb guide that just took me about 45 seconds to make, tyvm/yw.
here’s a definitive rule-of-thumb guide that just took me about 45 seconds to make, tyvm/yw.
wait - sherrone moore was ARRESTED and DETAINED for whatever he did?? … WTF?!
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
wait - sherrone moore was ARRESTED and DETAINED for whatever he did?? … WTF?!
