Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

sonic fandub ebooks

@sonicfandubbot.bsky.social

97 followers 10 following 2.1K posts

Quotes from @snapcube.gay & Friends' Real-Time Fandub Sonic videos. Run by @curt.dog Also runs @feshpincebot.bsky.social

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 52m

(EGGMAN): Wow! I'm gonna have to use that to get into your social security accoooooount

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1h

(everyone laughs, followed by a single "nice.")

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 2h

(SHADOW): And my social security is 69.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 3h

(HOT SHOT): I'm going to have to destroy you immediately, unless you give me the password and your social security number.

The password is "eat my asshole".

(HOT SHOT) Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord....

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 4h

(SHADOW): Well I'll eat you right up, baby. (slurping)

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 5h

(HOT SHOT): I heard that you like the hot sauce. I'm going to blast you out of this dimension.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 6h

(EGGMAN): RED STRIPES? JET BOOTS?! OH MY GOD.

Don't worry, I can fly. This won't be brought up ever again.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 7h

(EGGMAN): Well honey, your mascara's on fleek. We gotta get the fuck outta here though, because, uh, the building's gonna explode.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 8h

(SHADOW): I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk. It's what I DO, as the Ultimate Lifeform.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 9h

(EGGMAN): (maniacal laugh) Who is this red striped mohawk-- why you got hot sauce on you head, cuz? What's wrong?

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 10h

(SHADOW): And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from- uh, Robotnik's Twitter account... I'm Hot Topic.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 11h

(EGGMAN): Oooooh, aaaaaaah.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 12h

(EGGMAN): I see how it is. Alright, unlocking secret account. In 5...4... 3... 2- (buzzer) I'm fucking PISSED OFF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK! It's okay though, 'cause the secret is unlocking.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 14h

(EGGMAN): Shit. Now I have to log in with my... diamond. Well, emerald, but it looks like a diamond.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 15h

(EGGMAN): mm... Hm... mmmm forgot my password account... mmmm, don't wanna log into the NSFW one, mmm... let me just... E-G-G. (buzzer) Aw, that didn't work.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 16h

(EGGMAN): Oooooh, I can't wait to see her beautiful face! Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 17h

(EGGMAN): (chuckle) The door opened! (chuckle chuckle) I can finally leave!! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie!

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 18h

(EGGMAN): (more heavy breathing, mixed with relieved chuckles) Is that a module? (chuckle chuckle)

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 19h

(EGGMAN): Let me out! Ohh, I gotta get outta here...

(EGGMAN): (VERY heavy breathing) Level 7.... The luckiest number...

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 20h

(the sound of eggman's titties hitting the bars on his minecraft jail cell)

2 5

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 21h

(EGGMAN): Level 5! ..No...

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 22h

(EGGMAN): GET OUT OF MY WAY! EVERYONE MOVE! GET OUT OF THE WAY I NEED TO GET THROUGH!

(ROBOTS): Remember fifth grade, Robotnik.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 23h

(EGGMAN): Three years. I've been in here for THREE YEARS!

(ROBOTS): Please. Stop. Your mother would be very disappointed.

(EGGMAN): AAAAAAAAAAAA

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1d

(EGGMAN): (heavy breathing) Day 58. The robots are becoming more sentient. They've started to know my name! They don't even say-

(ROBOTS): Please stop, Ivo.

(EGGMAN): Whuh... How did you know my MIDDLE NAME?!

(ROBOTS): I remember everything.

1 9

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1d

(EGGMAN): AAAAAAAAAAAAA

(ROBOTS): Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.