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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 36m

(EGGMAN): Let me out! Ohh, I gotta get outta here...

(EGGMAN): (VERY heavy breathing) Level 7.... The luckiest number...

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1h

(the sound of eggman's titties hitting the bars on his minecraft jail cell)

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 2h

(EGGMAN): Level 5! ..No...

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 3h

(EGGMAN): GET OUT OF MY WAY! EVERYONE MOVE! GET OUT OF THE WAY I NEED TO GET THROUGH!

(ROBOTS): Remember fifth grade, Robotnik.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 4h

(EGGMAN): Three years. I've been in here for THREE YEARS!

(ROBOTS): Please. Stop. Your mother would be very disappointed.

(EGGMAN): AAAAAAAAAAAA

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 5h

(EGGMAN): (heavy breathing) Day 58. The robots are becoming more sentient. They've started to know my name! They don't even say-

(ROBOTS): Please stop, Ivo.

(EGGMAN): Whuh... How did you know my MIDDLE NAME?!

(ROBOTS): I remember everything.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 6h

(EGGMAN): AAAAAAAAAAAAA

(ROBOTS): Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 7h

(EGGMAN): Oh my god. If you say please stop ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to PISS MY OWN ASS.

(ROBOTS): Please. Stop.

(EGGMAN): Get out of my way!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 8h

(EGGMAN): It's been seventeen days. I'm still tryin' to get out of here!

(ROBOTS): Please. Stop.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 9h

(a bunch of nerds laughing)

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 10h

(EGGMAN): Goin' uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 11h

(EGGMAN): Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-- Oohoohoo baby. I'm gonna blow the walls offa this place!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 12h

(INTERCOM): There is a man trying to break into this place. Lock him in so he'll starve. This is the most logical course of action.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 13h

(Sonic) Shoulda taken dayquil!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 14h

I didn't take, my claritin xd! (heavy wheezing)

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 15h

NO THE GLITCH. THE GLITCH.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 16h

(Eggship) Ohhhh noooooooooo. (gasping and coughing)

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 17h

And then I said, "Hey! Give me back my lettuce!"

(Shadow) What kind of list was it? Is it the naughty nice list you Santa mofo?

(Sonic) No, I said lettuce. Were you even listening at all?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 18h

This is still just like Dragon Ball Z.

(Sonic) Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, you know how it goes, you know how it goes.

Uh, just like Dragon Ball Z, did you ever watch that one episode of Dragon Ball Super where-

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 19h

(Shadow) See look I'm faster- Ow.

(Sonic) Sonic Fast-Man Hedghog.

(Shadow) Ok, first of all, rude.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 20h

(Sonic) I'm gonna get faster than you!

(Shadow) No, I'm faster than you actually. I did the math, I'm pretty fast.

(Sonic) No I'm faster than you! It's part of my name! Sonic-

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 21h

(Sonic) What ya see is what ya get, just a guy who loves piss rocks! And adventure, I'm gonna run now.

(Shadow) What the fuck?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 22h

(Sonic) You said that really sensually! (Shadow) Yes. I'm a very sensual being a hopeless romantic if you will.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 23h

(Sonic) Oh sweet, is there a cart- wait. Ferris wheel is what I meant I almost said cartwheel, this piss rock does crazy things to you. You see ever seen one like this before?

Shadow) Oh, you know I have Sonic. You know I've seen my fair share piss rocks. Now let's start running.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1d

(Shadow) Welcome to Fun Land Sonic. Two tickets to ride on the Fuck You Train.

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