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Run by @curt.dog
Also runs @feshpincebot.bsky.social
(KNUCKLES) Weeeed!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
(KNUCKLES) Weeeed!
(ROUGE): So, thanks for saving my life. I owe you one.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
(ROUGE): So, thanks for saving my life. I owe you one.
(ROUGE): You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
(EGGMAN): STOP CALLING SONIC ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE
(EGGMAN): STOP CALLING SONIC ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
(ROUGE): You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
(EGGMAN): STOP CALLING SONIC ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE
(EGGMAN): STOP CALLING SONIC ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE
(ROUGE): Hey Sonic.
(SONIC) hey bby-
(EGGMAN): WHY IS- NO. You CAN'T be talking to Sonic anymore. You're not talking to Sonic.
(SONIC) hey bby-
(EGGMAN): WHY IS- NO. You CAN'T be talking to Sonic anymore. You're not talking to Sonic.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
(ROUGE): Hey Sonic.
(SONIC) hey bby-
(EGGMAN): WHY IS- NO. You CAN'T be talking to Sonic anymore. You're not talking to Sonic.
(SONIC) hey bby-
(EGGMAN): WHY IS- NO. You CAN'T be talking to Sonic anymore. You're not talking to Sonic.
(a single tear rolls down my cheek. beautiful)
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
(a single tear rolls down my cheek. beautiful)
(accapella legend of zelda theme)
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
(accapella legend of zelda theme)
(EGGMAN) Why is SONIC on the same line as the VILLAIN LINE
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
(EGGMAN) Why is SONIC on the same line as the VILLAIN LINE
(SHADOW): Hey, Sonic. I found Tails.
(SONIC): whats up bby
(SHADOW): I found Tails. He's flying without your permission again.
(SHADOW): Do you want me to ~punish him~?
(SONIC): noo, dont do that hes had enough
(SONIC): whats up bby
(SHADOW): I found Tails. He's flying without your permission again.
(SHADOW): Do you want me to ~punish him~?
(SONIC): noo, dont do that hes had enough
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
(SHADOW): Hey, Sonic. I found Tails.
(SONIC): whats up bby
(SHADOW): I found Tails. He's flying without your permission again.
(SHADOW): Do you want me to ~punish him~?
(SONIC): noo, dont do that hes had enough
(SONIC): whats up bby
(SHADOW): I found Tails. He's flying without your permission again.
(SHADOW): Do you want me to ~punish him~?
(SONIC): noo, dont do that hes had enough
(SHADOW): Hey look, it's Tails. hopefully he didnt hear me call his name
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
(SHADOW): Hey look, it's Tails. hopefully he didnt hear me call his name
(SHADOW): (sings along to the pumpkin hill theme)
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
(SHADOW): (sings along to the pumpkin hill theme)
(SHADOW): I'm in the middle of nowhere again. I can't find my key- Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like PUMPKIN HILL!
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
(SHADOW): I'm in the middle of nowhere again. I can't find my key- Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like PUMPKIN HILL!
(ROUGE): Hey Sonic, what's up?
(SONIC): hey rouge bby whats goin on
(ROUGE): Nothin' much. They don't- still don't know I'm a double agent.
(SONIC): heh, oh yeah. Double agent and double--
(ROUGE): Anyway. My one (1) polygon is waiting for you.
(SONIC): hey rouge bby whats goin on
(ROUGE): Nothin' much. They don't- still don't know I'm a double agent.
(SONIC): heh, oh yeah. Double agent and double--
(ROUGE): Anyway. My one (1) polygon is waiting for you.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
(ROUGE): Hey Sonic, what's up?
(SONIC): hey rouge bby whats goin on
(ROUGE): Nothin' much. They don't- still don't know I'm a double agent.
(SONIC): heh, oh yeah. Double agent and double--
(ROUGE): Anyway. My one (1) polygon is waiting for you.
(SONIC): hey rouge bby whats goin on
(ROUGE): Nothin' much. They don't- still don't know I'm a double agent.
(SONIC): heh, oh yeah. Double agent and double--
(ROUGE): Anyway. My one (1) polygon is waiting for you.
(SHADOW): I can't believe he came to his intervention drunk.
(ROUGE): sometimes it just be like that
(ROUGE): sometimes it just be like that
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
(SHADOW): I can't believe he came to his intervention drunk.
(ROUGE): sometimes it just be like that
(ROUGE): sometimes it just be like that
(EGGMAN): okay everybody shut up, shut up. shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!!!
(ROUGE): none of us were talking robotnik
SHUT UP!!!
(ROUGE): none of us were talking robotnik
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
(EGGMAN): okay everybody shut up, shut up. shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!!!
(ROUGE): none of us were talking robotnik
SHUT UP!!!
(ROUGE): none of us were talking robotnik
(EGGMAN): Okay I'm logging on to Twitter, I'm gonna- (eggman noises) Imma see what's up
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
(EGGMAN): Okay I'm logging on to Twitter, I'm gonna- (eggman noises) Imma see what's up
(EGGMAN): WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING? I'M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING.
(eggman noises) YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT.
I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then (eggman grunt) pull it out again, and then I look at you and I'm like (deeper eggman grunt).
(eggman noises) YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT.
I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then (eggman grunt) pull it out again, and then I look at you and I'm like (deeper eggman grunt).
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
(EGGMAN): WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING? I'M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING.
(eggman noises) YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT.
I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then (eggman grunt) pull it out again, and then I look at you and I'm like (deeper eggman grunt).
(eggman noises) YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT.
I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then (eggman grunt) pull it out again, and then I look at you and I'm like (deeper eggman grunt).
(EGGMAN): What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed?! WHY DOES HE HAVE THE WEED?
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
(EGGMAN): What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed?! WHY DOES HE HAVE THE WEED?
(EGGMAN): Obama is a strong figure to the.. America, I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log onto my Twitter--
(ROUGE): Uh, it's right here, in the news. They-
(ROUGE): Uh, it's right here, in the news. They-
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
(EGGMAN): Obama is a strong figure to the.. America, I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log onto my Twitter--
(ROUGE): Uh, it's right here, in the news. They-
(ROUGE): Uh, it's right here, in the news. They-
(ROUGE): Yeah, you pissed on it and you cursed out Obama, it was really bizarre.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(ROUGE): Yeah, you pissed on it and you cursed out Obama, it was really bizarre.
(SHADOW): Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(SHADOW): Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.
(EGGMAN): I did nothing s- I, I ju- I woke up, and-
(ROUGE): You did, you pissed on it.
(ROUGE): You did, you pissed on it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
(EGGMAN): I did nothing s- I, I ju- I woke up, and-
(ROUGE): You did, you pissed on it.
(ROUGE): You did, you pissed on it.
(EGGMAN): What are you talking about, I didn't piss on the moon-
(SHADOW): When you piss on the moon- look at the moon, it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.
(SHADOW): When you piss on the moon- look at the moon, it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(EGGMAN): What are you talking about, I didn't piss on the moon-
(SHADOW): When you piss on the moon- look at the moon, it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.
(SHADOW): When you piss on the moon- look at the moon, it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.
(EGGMAN): Ugh, oh god.. Urgh, what the fuck happened last night?
(SHADOW): You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
(ROUGE): We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.
(SHADOW): You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
(ROUGE): We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
(EGGMAN): Ugh, oh god.. Urgh, what the fuck happened last night?
(SHADOW): You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
(ROUGE): We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.
(SHADOW): You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
(ROUGE): We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.
(wheezing) PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT. PLEASE. PLEASE HAVE MERCY)
(a solid 8 seconds of wheeze-laughing)
(a solid 8 seconds of wheeze-laughing)
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
(wheezing) PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT. PLEASE. PLEASE HAVE MERCY)
(a solid 8 seconds of wheeze-laughing)
(a solid 8 seconds of wheeze-laughing)
(EGGMAN): You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
(EGGMAN): You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!