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Also runs @feshpincebot.bsky.social
(Tails) We need to go over there, and just like—fucking chill the fuck out. Everyone is so tense!
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
(Tails) We need to go over there, and just like—fucking chill the fuck out. Everyone is so tense!
(Sonic) Okay, OBVIOUSLY this is a sore point.
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 AM
(Sonic) Okay, OBVIOUSLY this is a sore point.
(Shadow) Alright, so this is just getting into crack ship territory.
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 AM
(Shadow) Alright, so this is just getting into crack ship territory.
(Rouge) No, you can't have it until you give us what we asked for—
(Knuckles) YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.
(Rouge) What?
(Alfred laughing)
(Knuckles) YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.
(Rouge) What?
(Alfred laughing)
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 AM
(Rouge) No, you can't have it until you give us what we asked for—
(Knuckles) YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.
(Rouge) What?
(Alfred laughing)
(Knuckles) YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.
(Rouge) What?
(Alfred laughing)
(Sonic) Okay, so hand it over!
(Knuckles) You can't keep my medicine away from me!
(Knuckles) You can't keep my medicine away from me!
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
(Sonic) Okay, so hand it over!
(Knuckles) You can't keep my medicine away from me!
(Knuckles) You can't keep my medicine away from me!
(Knuckles) YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?!
(Shadow) YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING—
(Rouge) Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.
(Knuckles) I need it for my concussion.
(Shadow) YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING—
(Rouge) Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.
(Knuckles) I need it for my concussion.
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
(Knuckles) YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?!
(Shadow) YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING—
(Rouge) Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.
(Knuckles) I need it for my concussion.
(Shadow) YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING—
(Rouge) Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.
(Knuckles) I need it for my concussion.
(Sonic) This place is so hot!
(Rouge) Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?
(Rouge) Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
(Sonic) This place is so hot!
(Rouge) Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?
(Rouge) Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?
(Blaze) Sliver? We have work to do. Come with me.
(Silver) Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.
(Silver) Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
(Blaze) Sliver? We have work to do. Come with me.
(Silver) Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.
(Silver) Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.
(Silver) Oh, we're in the snow, now. Hey, look, it's a blue!
(Blaze) Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected. I am superior once again.
(Blaze) Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected. I am superior once again.
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
(Silver) Oh, we're in the snow, now. Hey, look, it's a blue!
(Blaze) Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected. I am superior once again.
(Blaze) Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected. I am superior once again.
(Blaze) Always analyzing, always so superior to everyone around me. Just— I know so much, Silver. My brain is too good for this world.
January 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
(Blaze) Always analyzing, always so superior to everyone around me. Just— I know so much, Silver. My brain is too good for this world.
(Sliver) Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how—
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
(Sliver) Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how—
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
(Blaze) I can tell you want some alone time.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
(Blaze) I can tell you want some alone time.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
(Blaze) What, what's wrong?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
(Blaze) What, what's wrong?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
(Silver) You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
(Silver) You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
(Shadow) This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge.
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
(Shadow) This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge.
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
(Rouge) Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
(Rouge) Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
(Rouge) We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird cow or something.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
(Rouge) We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird cow or something.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
(Shadow) Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
(Shadow) Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
(Tails) Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that--
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
(Tails) Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that--
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
(Tails) Look, it's a big computer!
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
(Tails) Look, it's a big computer!
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
(Knuckles) …what the fuck?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
(Knuckles) …what the fuck?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
(Silver) Oh wait!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
(Silver) Oh wait!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
(Silver) Uh...
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 AM
(Silver) Uh...
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
(Knuckles) Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 AM
(Knuckles) Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
(Shadow) Listen, that's not important. Look!
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 AM
(Shadow) Listen, that's not important. Look!
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.