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Also runs @feshpincebot.bsky.social
(Sliver) Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how—
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
(Sliver) Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how—
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
(Sliver) This is really—
(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.
(Blaze) I can tell you want some alone time.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
(Blaze) I can tell you want some alone time.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.
(Blaze) What, what's wrong?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
(Blaze) What, what's wrong?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
(Silver) You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
(Silver) You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
(Blaze) Hey Silver.
(Silver) GODDAMNIT!
(Shadow) This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge.
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
(Shadow) This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge.
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
(Rouge) You just look so much alike!
(Rouge) Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
(Rouge) Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
(Shadow) No.
(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
(Rouge) We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird cow or something.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
(Rouge) We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird cow or something.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
(Shadow) Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
(Shadow) Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
(Rouge) That's fine.
(Tails) Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that--
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
(Tails) Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that--
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
(Tails) Look, it's a big computer!
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
(Tails) Look, it's a big computer!
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?
(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
(Knuckles) …aw fuck.
(Knuckles) …what the fuck?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
(Knuckles) …what the fuck?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
(Sonic) What is this?
(Tails) Did you guys see that?
(Tails) Where'd they go?
(Silver) Oh wait!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
(Silver) Oh wait!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
(Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
(Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!
(Silver) Uh...
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 AM
(Silver) Uh...
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
(Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
(Knuckles) Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 AM
(Knuckles) Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
(Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?
(Shadow) Listen, that's not important. Look!
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 AM
(Shadow) Listen, that's not important. Look!
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
(Sonic) I'll point at you also.
(Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
(Sonic) Speak for yourself, motherfucker!
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
(Sonic) Speak for yourself, motherfucker!
(Knuckles) Shadow. You-- Listen, you got any weed on you man? Like, since we're here--
(Shadow) No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles?
(Rouge) Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge?
(Sonic) Oh.
(Shadow) No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles?
(Rouge) Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge?
(Sonic) Oh.
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
(Knuckles) Shadow. You-- Listen, you got any weed on you man? Like, since we're here--
(Shadow) No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles?
(Rouge) Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge?
(Sonic) Oh.
(Shadow) No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles?
(Rouge) Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge?
(Sonic) Oh.
(Shadow) See, we tried to make a game battle royale, but anyway--
(Tails) Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!
(Tails) Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
(Shadow) See, we tried to make a game battle royale, but anyway--
(Tails) Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!
(Tails) Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!
(Sonic) These towers are quite tilted.
(Shadow) Yes. I tilted them myself.
(Shadow) Yes. I tilted them myself.
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
(Sonic) These towers are quite tilted.
(Shadow) Yes. I tilted them myself.
(Shadow) Yes. I tilted them myself.
(Shadow) You.
(Sonic) Huh? I heard someone speak to me!
(Rouge) Well, hello boys.
(Sonic) Huh? I heard someone speak to me!
(Rouge) Well, hello boys.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
(Shadow) You.
(Sonic) Huh? I heard someone speak to me!
(Rouge) Well, hello boys.
(Sonic) Huh? I heard someone speak to me!
(Rouge) Well, hello boys.
(Tails) My head's full of jellybeans…
(Sonic) Sounds delicious.
(Tails) Not really…
(Sonic) Sounds delicious.
(Tails) Not really…
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
(Tails) My head's full of jellybeans…
(Sonic) Sounds delicious.
(Tails) Not really…
(Sonic) Sounds delicious.
(Tails) Not really…
(Sonic) Yeah. You okay, Knuckles?
(Knuckles) No, my corpus callosum is swollen.
(Knuckles) No, my corpus callosum is swollen.
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
(Sonic) Yeah. You okay, Knuckles?
(Knuckles) No, my corpus callosum is swollen.
(Knuckles) No, my corpus callosum is swollen.
(Sonic) I feel like thinking about something but I don't know what.
(Knuckles) I can't think about anything, my brain is schismed.
(Knuckles) I can't think about anything, my brain is schismed.
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
(Sonic) I feel like thinking about something but I don't know what.
(Knuckles) I can't think about anything, my brain is schismed.
(Knuckles) I can't think about anything, my brain is schismed.
(Knuckles) This isn't the beach! Fuck!
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
(Knuckles) This isn't the beach! Fuck!
(Eggman) Now do you agree to do this… or am I gonna have to let you go on the terlet portal like those other ones did.
(Elise) To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time. That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.
(Elise) To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time. That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.
January 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
(Eggman) Now do you agree to do this… or am I gonna have to let you go on the terlet portal like those other ones did.
(Elise) To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time. That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.
(Elise) To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time. That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.