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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 14m

(Sonic) What ya see is what ya get, just a guy who loves piss rocks! And adventure, I'm gonna run now.

(Shadow) What the fuck?

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1h

(Sonic) You said that really sensually! (Shadow) Yes. I'm a very sensual being a hopeless romantic if you will.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 2h

(Sonic) Oh sweet, is there a cart- wait. Ferris wheel is what I meant I almost said cartwheel, this piss rock does crazy things to you. You see ever seen one like this before?

Shadow) Oh, you know I have Sonic. You know I've seen my fair share piss rocks. Now let's start running.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 3h

(Shadow) Welcome to Fun Land Sonic. Two tickets to ride on the Fuck You Train.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 4h

(Knuckles) everybody at home getting this right now?

(Sonic) Hey, this looks really d- delicious. I feel like I could eat this.

(Knuckles) Sonic! No! Whatever.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 5h

Anyway,

(Knuckles) What?

(Sonic) So uh, what's going on with Eggman? What'd he do, did you make everybody watch the splatoon let's plays or somethin?

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 6h

(Knuckles) Are you, limber?

(Sonic) No, I'm like a high equivalent

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 7h

(Sonic) Oh god please.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 8h

(Knuckles) I'm- I'm too high for this shit. I can't- I can't

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 9h

(Sonic) One bitch fresh off the presses! What's up knuckles? Piss rock saved me. And now I'm all dizzy.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 10h

(Knuckles) Am I in Halo?

(Jesus) Knuckles, here's your bitch back.

(Knuckles) Thanks Jesus!

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 11h

(Eggman) Tails listen to me, I know who your mother is (coughing)

(Tails) DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 12h

(Tails) Gimme those funyuns!

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

(Eggman) I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! NO!

(Tails) They're MY FUNYUNS NOW Eggman.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 13h

(Eggman) MY FUNYUN RINGS. I'm taking them back!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 14h

(Amy) I'm just gonna hang out in the corner here and watch. Just don't shoot me.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 15h

(Eggman) I'm going to make sure that you watch my vine compilations and I'm gonna make you perish little rodent

(Tails) I will never watch your vine compilations cuz they suck. You pick all the bad vines.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 16h

(Tails) Shoot me you fucking coward, DO IT. You won't! I have no reason to live anymore now that Sonic is gone, and my piss rock.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 17h

(Eggman) NOW, I will CONTROL the UNIVERSE and EVERYONE will be able to watch ˢᵖˡᵃᵗᵒᵒⁿ ² ˡᵉᵗˢ ᵖˡᵃʸˢ by Eggman! Now GET in the FUCKING ROOM.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 18h

(Sonic) Talk about a low-budget flight.

Piss rock I pray unto you this day. That you would protect me from my sins, and my transgressions.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 19h

(Tails and Amy) No! Sonic!

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 20h

(Sonic) WOAHHHH

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 21h

(Eggman) You thought you were gonna escape and I knew you were gonna fart in here so I had to put up a fucking seal.

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 22h

And you know what..

That's what's gonna give me the strength to get through this and-

W O A H !

sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 23h

(Sonic) I like what it does to my ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ Eggman!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 1d

Put the piss stone down right now, you know what piss rocks does to your ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ.

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