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L.B. Sparrow

@sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social

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Sparrow, 25, they/she, I play Balatro, pet my kitty and watch a lot of sports. 💊: 8/19/2025 ⚾️: Toronto Blue Jays/ASU Sun Devils 🏒: Seattle Kraken/Montréal Victoire 🏀: Indiana Pacers/Fever/BSU Broncos 🏈: BSU Broncos/San Francisco 49ers

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · Dec 3

You're Not Allowed To Quit

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 2h

Somebody get that baseball card in a Blue Jays uniform, STAT.

Sock and Buskin: Retrigger all scored face cards one additional times
Smeared Joker: Spades now count as clubs and vice versa, same with hearts and diamonds
Ancient Joker: x1.5 mult if a card with a given suit scores
Constellation: Gains x0.1 mult for each planet card consumed
Baseball Card: x1.5 mult for each uncommon rarity joker.

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 3h

i feel terrible because mocha came to cuddle and sleep on my pillow with me and i keep coughing and waking him up 😔😔

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 14h

undisciplined ass football team once again keeping a drive alive after we could have gotten our defense off the field, holy shit.

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 15h

Sire Gaines points, touchdown Broncos!

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 15h

Delay of game and then a sack fumble and Boise State had the football in the red zone, way to set the fucking tone.

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 16h

oh and he just limped off the floor to the locker room, never say anything good about anything ever, FUCK

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 16h

lol so the Pacers got a dude who just dunks on everyone apparently, fuckin love Johnny Furphy

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Scary Robin May 👻 @robinmayis.gay · 16h

Baseball always has the highest amount of dudes with funny mustaches

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 16h

lol so the Pacers got a dude who just dunks on everyone apparently, fuckin love Johnny Furphy

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h

When they get rid of divisions so you don't have Ohio State vs. Northwestern as the Big Ten Championship game and you can have real powers go head to head instead and then the Big Ten Championship game is Ohio State vs. Northwestern

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 18h

FUCK PENN STATE

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✨ Erinyes ✨ @erinyes.diy · 23h

a lot of the hate for us is because they can't even imagine the world we live in, where you can choose your gender and your shape of love and your unamerican dream. the freedom is incomprehensible to them,, ,

which is why you should make out with your lesbian polycule in public as often as possible

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 21h

if you see this, qrp with a game that released the year you were born

🗣SUPER!! SMAAAAAAAASH BROTHERRRRRS

(i don't really care much for smash 64's gameplay but goddammit that announcer was goated)

L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 1d

Not so bad, just woke up, gonna take my meds and pack a smoke in a minute, I'm sorry to have been such a stranger.

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 1d

G'morning ✌️

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L.B. Sparrow @sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social · 1d

so if i went through the trouble and effort to set it up, would anybody want to watch me stream some Balatro runs?

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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 13d

not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn