Trish Una
@spiceupurlife.bsky.social
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spiceupurlife.bsky.social
...Yes.
xxxpistols.bsky.social
Guess it’s only fair I tell you since I already know yours, huh?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
What kind of experience did you have!?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
What kind of experience did you have!?
xxxpistols.bsky.social
Listen… 🤌🤌 You wouldn’t get it. You had a different experience.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
As like, a joke!
xxxpistols.bsky.social
You brought it up!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Hmph..that's what I thought!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
What? I’m being honest. Luckily we’re still here to protect you.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
xxxpistols.bsky.social
… You’re so mean!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Boy, did that make you think hard.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Hey!!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Yeah, well you’ve made some pretty big ones so far so I don’t think there will be any room left for something smaller.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Boy, did that make you think hard.
xxxpistols.bsky.social
I’m not the one who said it in the first place! And anyway, guys don’t give birth! That… doesn’t even make sense. Not for me anyway. I don’t think. My stands didn’t appear that way!!!!!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Still think you're a DILF?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
*sighs. tch* Of course I’m close! I work for Giorno, remember?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Still think you're a DILF?
xxxpistols.bsky.social
*staring, horrified. speechless.*
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
That’s what I said! You DO need a lawyer, but did something happen yet? If anything happened I need to know! If not, just tell me when something does—and tell me right away, we can’t let it get any worse than it already is.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
xxxpistols.bsky.social
My Pistols! I’m saying my Pistols! Just, don’t talk about them like that, they’re their own entities, but still!!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
That's not what I mean, you know!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
What do you need a lawyer for? I mean, you do, but what for specifically?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
That's not what I mean, you know!
xxxpistols.bsky.social
Man I mean, in a way I guess yeah. Like, my guys, you know.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Good. I need one.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
I decided I’m not cut out for this. I’m going to be a lawyer.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
You have kids?!
xxxpistols.bsky.social
DILF? I’m not that old, am I?
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
[suddenly taking out an acqua di gio cologne and handing it to him.]
xxxpistols.bsky.social
I DON’T STINK! I thought we agreed on this!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
[IGNORING HIM!]
xxxpistols.bsky.social
S e e what I mean!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Hush! Don't go saying all of that out loud!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
The sun is a star, you dingbat.
s3xpstls.bsky.social
Think you can also send my picture to NASA? I think they need a close up picture of the sun, AKA me.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
It's about time everyone knew.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
[she's happy they share something in common!]

That only makes you more interesting!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
[she doesn't particularly notice. she just believes they behave like this in general. but most of her experience is with them, so she might never really notice.]

Is it that distinct?

[she groans as she sits. she's definitely not a city girl, which she kind of craves to be.]
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Good point... Though a little difficult for other people. Especially men.
brunogucciarati.bsky.social
No, not completely wrong. But you can make it less miserable. Thinking about yourself and not what others are thinking about is one way to start.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
Of course I do. I'm not wrong.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
It's about time everyone knew.
s3xpstls.bsky.social
Ya know what? Fair. Damn right yer a star!
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
A star doesn't buy her own place. A star will be graced with her name naturally. Besides, I'm already a star.
spiceupurlife.bsky.social
[he will be in a home... of sorts.]
d14bolical.bsky.social
She will put me to rest if she saw this and then put me in a home