The Scientist (fugo)
@purplehazedistort.bsky.social
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purplehazedistort.bsky.social
No one can survive in this world on expectations alone. #mvrp #jjbarp
-Mitus- #2725009 on zerochan
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
🫩 ok anyway
maninthemirrorreal.bsky.social
Don't forget how I beat your ass and outed everything about you in the mirror world 😒💅
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
What the hell? How do you even know about that?
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
What the hell? How do you even know about that?
maninthemirrorreal.bsky.social
I entered your mom too, same one who disowned you 💖
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
I wonder if Illuso can enter any kind of reflection besides mirrors. Like the trash can I just indented with my goddamn foot for example. If anyone saw that, just mind your business. I had to take my anger out on something!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
*mumbling to self* Ehh, it’s not right yet. Just needs a little more…
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Maybe I don’t understand what you mean by wax sculpture, please, clarify
goldenmuda.bsky.social
It's just as creepy though
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
If you picked them, Giorno, no one is in a position to reject you. If they disagree they should be passing on the message civilly. But that is not what I meant, just that they can choose whoever they want, and you don’t need to bother yourself with recruiting anyone at this point.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
*squints. perhaps she’d be available for taxidermy*
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
That wasn’t an option…
goldenmuda.bsky.social
Wax sculpture
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait don’t leave
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Well, good. You have enough close allies, just let the other caporegimes approve of gang initiations.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Giorno, obviously. Can’t get more invincible than that.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
I knew it! You’re pretty much invincible.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait don’t leave
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
I don’t have anything for you! You don’t even have to tell me, I was just curious.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
It’s not like you don’t know everything about my stand if that helps
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
“Donate plasma. Save lives.” - some vampire probably
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
I wonder if Illuso can enter any kind of reflection besides mirrors. Like the trash can I just indented with my goddamn foot for example. If anyone saw that, just mind your business. I had to take my anger out on something!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
*focused at his desk, doing some studying*
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
He agreed?! And you let him?!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Yeah, about that.. maybe you should use the door next time.
reflectangel.bsky.social
Fuck—

[ tripping, Illuso stumbles out ]

Ow! Damnit. Stupid windows.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
*at least she didn’t break it? sighhh, he can only watch.*
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
*at least she didn’t break it? sighhh, he can only watch.*
reflectangel.bsky.social
Well fine! Enjoy your flaming curio cabinet!

[ climbing out of the window for some reason ]
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Oh, like I need your interior design advise, Illuso. get out of my house!
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
I didn’t have any other choice, not only was it Giorno’s orders, I was ambushed! Angelica was murdering an entire city indiscriminately, and Volpe was going to kiII my partner!
dollysdaggers.bsky.social
Okay well here’s a batter reason. You killed not one , not two, but THREE of my teammates.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Not.. really a valid reason to kiII someone, but whatever.
purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Not.. really a valid reason to kiII someone, but whatever.