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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 13h

Someone should take the time to put Leo, Benicio and Penn over this

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 13h

TIME FOR A FEW SMALL BEERS

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 13h

IMPOSSIBLE

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 13h

I swear to god

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

I swear to fucking god

Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Two on, no out, got us where they fucking want us

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Edgar in one at bat

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

I mean you gotta be fucking kidding me

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

No hay baseball… there is no baseball

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

I am implicated by all of this baseball in ways I don’t fully understand

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Fucking yup

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Two on, no out, got us where they fucking want us

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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 14h

If you're a Tigers or Mariners fan, I'd like to just point out that it is no longer World Mental Health Day.
You are on your own now.

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Bazardo and Torkelson in the 13th inning for all the marbles (called third strike)

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Me

Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Like, I gotta take a moment and give credit to Detroit for being almost as stupid at baseball as the Mariners

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Bad!

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 14h

Gotten four wellness checks in the past five minutes

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 15h

This was supposed to be a gif I don’t care

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 15h

This stupid fucking game

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 15h

PLEASE guys, I’m BEGGING you

Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 16h

Validate my opinions on roster construction you assholes

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 16h

Heart of the Mariners order was pressing way too hard, and that’s your fault

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 16h

Now steal all three bases

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 16h

Validate my opinions on roster construction you assholes

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