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MatsSonDean
@matssondean.bsky.social
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 32m
He had yesterday off, he's fine.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 32m
Mash it up with a remake of "can't buy me love" by the Beatles to tell a cautionary tale of being a douchey crypto bro.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 1h
So you wrote a bad song
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 7h
Hutson Sr.
a man is sitting in a car with the word vegas on the screen
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
Mariners getting to said hurdle
a woman is running on a sidewalk in front of a parking lot .
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
Yankees and Tigers
Rest in piss, Bozos!
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
When I make fun of Detroit fans, know that this is who I picture
a man in a red and white outfit holds a signed document next to a man in a suit
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
When I make fun of Detroit fans, know that this is who I picture
a man in a red and white outfit holds a signed document next to a man in a suit
ALT: a man in a red and white outfit holds a signed document next to a man in a suit
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
Flip a coin?
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
a dog with fake eyebrows and the words looking good written below it
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
A fourth has 3rd degree jock itch.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
What's a Fremont?
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
Free haircuts. MLB does it all.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
It shouldn't, but for some, it's a big deal. And that's okay. Be extra nice to the cranky ones tomorrow if that's the case.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
The S in EST stands for Standard.
I dont make the rules.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 15h
Damn Center of the Universe, more like it.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 16h
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is sitting in the sand with the words it 's ok not to be ok written around him
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 16h
If you're a Tigers or Mariners fan, I'd like to just point out that it is no longer World Mental Health Day.
You are on your own now.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 16h
This and the broken bat in the top half is some magic shit.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 18h
doc brown from back to the future is holding a cell phone in front of a brick wall with the words precisely on schedule below him
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 19h
At least 15 innings of both teams pitching in on the hands.

Hard as they can throw, fuck your elbow, fuck his fingers!

Go BlueJays!
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 19h
He looks like he's praying for TP.
TP for his bunghole!
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what is he praying for
a strangely constipated AI founding father
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 19h
I'll say travel would be easier if they play Detroit, but other than that, I don't have a preference.
I believe it's bad juju to pick your opponent.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 20h
They should 100% try that in a small town.
Shoot their pastor in the head with pepper ball. The only frogs you'll see will be in the bayou they dumped you into.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 22h
We're gonna give up on him and toss his rights into a trade package, and he'll one day score 40 goals with the Panthers.
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