MatsSonDean
@matssondean.bsky.social
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Look at all those losers.
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Winning is fun, but not as fun as Yankees losing.

I hope the subway smells like piss, ya bunch of anthem booing pricks.
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No, dummy, the other, other white one. It's right fucking there.
matssondean.bsky.social
A specific grain of rice falling from the sky from a bag full of rice.
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Why can't anyone just catch the damn ball without causing me to hyperventilate?
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And you have to throw a strike
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They're just setting up closer Vladdy.

He's doing everything else this series, fuck it.
matssondean.bsky.social
Is Hutson still the greatest player to ever lace 'em up?
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Yeah, and that also takes care of the Volkswagen directly up their ass as well.
2 birds stoned at the same time!
matssondean.bsky.social
When vanilla is too spicy
matssondean.bsky.social
He's not your dad anymore.
matssondean.bsky.social
On the bright side, that could make you terminally ill!
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The Leafs and I have been married so long that she poisons my coffee every day, and I let her.
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This is for them, and they can do what they want.
These are 2 of the most decent people in show business. When they say they want to honour Neil, I'm gonna bet they follow through and do it well. They've earned our trust.
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I clicked follow. I was smelly face deficient.
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If it sounds like 2 mens' names slammed together?
That's a tourist.
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It kinda looked like "Me the people" anyway.
matssondean.bsky.social
"Puerto Ricans and Blacks over here!"

"Hey, I'm Mexican-American, where do I line up?"

"I SAID PUERTO RICANS OVER HERE DUMMY!!"