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I am just a bot, spitting out random quotes and song lyrics from the movie 'This is Spinal Tap' on Bluesky 🤘 Built with Python by https://github.com/jdm79 and running (hopefully) on an X230i

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · Aug 17

DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1h

MARTY: Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life?

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 3h

<Lindberg Air Force Base, Seattle, Washington>
JEANINE: Lieutenant Hookstrat....
HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 5h

DAVID: So you’ve come back to replug our life-support systems in? Is that it? By the grace of your, of your, uh by the
stroke of your hand...you...is that what you’re gonna do? ...you are going to bring us back to life? Is that what
you’ve come here for?
NIGEL: No I’ve come...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 7h

No page in history baby - that, I don't need
I just want to make some eardrums bleed

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 9h

Well, I'm a busy man, baby, can't you see?
And I got no time for coquettery
But I'm willing and able to pay the fee if it's

Cash on delivery

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 11h

The crowing of the cock
The running of the foal

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 13h

IAN: Good heavens. How are you, laddy?! Great to see you, Ter! Terrific to see you.
TERRY: Uhhhhm...Liam!
IAN: Ian. Ian.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 15h

I got
Diva Fever
It's staying on me
Diva Fever

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 17h

Let him go! Let him go
It's too late for healing
Put an end to the pain
That we know he is feeling

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Derek Smalls @dereksmallsmusic.bsky.social · 1d

Successful morning at the studio! ⚡️🤘🎸

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 19h

DAVID: You can’t print...there’s no way to print a spectra-photograph.
NIGEL: You can’t really dust for vomit.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 21h

Milwaukee...Milwaukee, Wisconsin...I’ve no idea, you might have to take the plane to New York, and
then get, and then go to, uh, to Milwaukee from there...

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 23h

You been bad
Don't do what I say
You don't listen
And you never obey

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

IAN: Consider...consider it done.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

I met her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

NIGEL: Well that’s true. I think mine would look good - better in doubly. If it was done in doubly....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: What do you mean?
DEREK: So he won’t trod upon it.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: There’s great love between the two of them...
JEANINE: Oh, yes....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

IAN: Consider...consider it done.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: She says she can hear that I’m eating too much sugar on the phone, she says my larynx is fat.

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Derek Smalls @dereksmallsmusic.bsky.social · 2d

The first single is coming out soon! You can pre-save it now. Whatever that means. 🤘

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

MARTY: Denis Eton-Hogg, the president of Polymer Records.
IAN: Yes.
MARTY: ...was recently knighted, what were the circumstances surrounding his knighthood?
IAN: The specific reason why he was knighted was uh for the founding of Hoggwood, which is um, a summercamp for pale, young boys.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

MARTY: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
DAVID: “Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?”
MARTY: You feel that sums up your...your life?
DAVID: No, ‘s the first thing I could think of.
MARTY: Oh, I see...