Spinal Tap Quotes
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<cut to Nigel’s guitar solo>
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
<cut to Nigel’s guitar solo>
Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
So make it cash on delivery
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
So make it cash on delivery
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
Listen to what the flower people say
Listen! It's getting louder every day
Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen! It could be calling out for you
Listen! It's getting louder every day
Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen! It could be calling out for you
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Listen to what the flower people say
Listen! It's getting louder every day
Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen! It could be calling out for you
Listen! It's getting louder every day
Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen! It could be calling out for you
DAVID: What’s the difference between golf and miniature golf?
DEREK: I think it’s-uh...
MICK: The balls.
DEREK: The holes are smaller
DEREK: I think it’s-uh...
MICK: The balls.
DEREK: The holes are smaller
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DAVID: What’s the difference between golf and miniature golf?
DEREK: I think it’s-uh...
MICK: The balls.
DEREK: The holes are smaller
DEREK: I think it’s-uh...
MICK: The balls.
DEREK: The holes are smaller
DEREK: This is Cindy’s first moustache.
IAN: Is it?
IAN: Is it?
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
DEREK: This is Cindy’s first moustache.
IAN: Is it?
IAN: Is it?
Stonehenge - where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live
And they do live well
Where the banshees live
And they do live well
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stonehenge - where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live
And they do live well
Where the banshees live
And they do live well
<Recording Industry Convention, Atlanta, Georgia >
DEREK: All those arguments about touring or not touring and all that...it’s obvious we belong on tour, you know....
IAN: I couldn’t agree more. All that stuff about you being too old and you being too white but....
DEREK: All those arguments about touring or not touring and all that...it’s obvious we belong on tour, you know....
IAN: I couldn’t agree more. All that stuff about you being too old and you being too white but....
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
<Recording Industry Convention, Atlanta, Georgia >
DEREK: All those arguments about touring or not touring and all that...it’s obvious we belong on tour, you know....
IAN: I couldn’t agree more. All that stuff about you being too old and you being too white but....
DEREK: All those arguments about touring or not touring and all that...it’s obvious we belong on tour, you know....
IAN: I couldn’t agree more. All that stuff about you being too old and you being too white but....
NIGEL: ...so then it’s like this, this doesn’t work because then ...it’s all....
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
NIGEL: ...so then it’s like this, this doesn’t work because then ...it’s all....
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
DAVID: Well it sounds raga, don’t want to go raga on this stuff.
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
DAVID: Well it sounds raga, don’t want to go raga on this stuff.
like... I’ve been working with this now for about half an hour. I can’t figure out... let’s say I want a bite, right,
you’ve got this...
IAN: You’d like bigger bread?
NIGEL: Exactly! I don’t understand how...
you’ve got this...
IAN: You’d like bigger bread?
NIGEL: Exactly! I don’t understand how...
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
like... I’ve been working with this now for about half an hour. I can’t figure out... let’s say I want a bite, right,
you’ve got this...
IAN: You’d like bigger bread?
NIGEL: Exactly! I don’t understand how...
you’ve got this...
IAN: You’d like bigger bread?
NIGEL: Exactly! I don’t understand how...
NIGEL: It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
NIGEL: It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear
DAVID: Can I take it off now?
JEANINE: Why? Too hot in here?
JEANINE: Why? Too hot in here?
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
DAVID: Can I take it off now?
JEANINE: Why? Too hot in here?
JEANINE: Why? Too hot in here?
DAVID: And they send you the works of famous authors, done by actors with the same last name. So I’ve got
Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Elliot on this one...
MARTY: Yeah...well, that’s interesting...
Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Elliot on this one...
MARTY: Yeah...well, that’s interesting...
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 AM
DAVID: And they send you the works of famous authors, done by actors with the same last name. So I’ve got
Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Elliot on this one...
MARTY: Yeah...well, that’s interesting...
Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Elliot on this one...
MARTY: Yeah...well, that’s interesting...
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
all the way up. You’re on ten on your guitar...where can you go from there? Where?
MARTY: I don’t know...
NIGEL: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra.. push over the cliff...you know what we do?
MARTY: Put it up to eleven.
NIGEL: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
MARTY: I don’t know...
NIGEL: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra.. push over the cliff...you know what we do?
MARTY: Put it up to eleven.
NIGEL: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
all the way up. You’re on ten on your guitar...where can you go from there? Where?
MARTY: I don’t know...
NIGEL: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra.. push over the cliff...you know what we do?
MARTY: Put it up to eleven.
NIGEL: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
MARTY: I don’t know...
NIGEL: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra.. push over the cliff...you know what we do?
MARTY: Put it up to eleven.
NIGEL: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Working on a sex farm, Trying to raise some hard love, Getting out my pitch fork, Poking your hay
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Working on a sex farm, Trying to raise some hard love, Getting out my pitch fork, Poking your hay
NIGEL: Cry, cry, cry all the way home...
DAVID: ...fairly simple..... there’s about six words in the whole song, you know.
MARTY: Sounds like a big hit.
DAVID: Just repeat them over and over again.
DAVID: ...fairly simple..... there’s about six words in the whole song, you know.
MARTY: Sounds like a big hit.
DAVID: Just repeat them over and over again.
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
NIGEL: Cry, cry, cry all the way home...
DAVID: ...fairly simple..... there’s about six words in the whole song, you know.
MARTY: Sounds like a big hit.
DAVID: Just repeat them over and over again.
DAVID: ...fairly simple..... there’s about six words in the whole song, you know.
MARTY: Sounds like a big hit.
DAVID: Just repeat them over and over again.
VIV: Let’s get it! Let’s get it!
DAVID: This way?
DEREK: No, this way.
DAVID: I see, this way.
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
NIGEL: Let’s go!
DAVID: Fuck!
JANITOR: You must’ve made a wrong turn.
DEREK: We gotta go another way.
DAVID: This way?
DEREK: No, this way.
DAVID: I see, this way.
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
NIGEL: Let’s go!
DAVID: Fuck!
JANITOR: You must’ve made a wrong turn.
DEREK: We gotta go another way.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
VIV: Let’s get it! Let’s get it!
DAVID: This way?
DEREK: No, this way.
DAVID: I see, this way.
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
NIGEL: Let’s go!
DAVID: Fuck!
JANITOR: You must’ve made a wrong turn.
DEREK: We gotta go another way.
DAVID: This way?
DEREK: No, this way.
DAVID: I see, this way.
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
NIGEL: Let’s go!
DAVID: Fuck!
JANITOR: You must’ve made a wrong turn.
DEREK: We gotta go another way.
NIGEL: I’m really a messenger...
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
NIGEL: I’m really a messenger...
Just crank that music to the point of pain
Why waste good music on a brain?
Why waste good music on a brain?
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Just crank that music to the point of pain
Why waste good music on a brain?
Why waste good music on a brain?
NIGEL: ...so then it’s like this, this doesn’t work because then ...it’s all....
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
NIGEL: Look...
IAN: Yeah.
NIGEL: Would you... be holding this?
IAN: No, I don’t want to eat... I wouldn’t want to put that in my mouth, no you’re right, Nigel, you’re right...
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
NIGEL: Look...
IAN: Yeah.
NIGEL: Would you... be holding this?
IAN: No, I don’t want to eat... I wouldn’t want to put that in my mouth, no you’re right, Nigel, you’re right...
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
NIGEL: ...so then it’s like this, this doesn’t work because then ...it’s all....
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
NIGEL: Look...
IAN: Yeah.
NIGEL: Would you... be holding this?
IAN: No, I don’t want to eat... I wouldn’t want to put that in my mouth, no you’re right, Nigel, you’re right...
IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?
NIGEL: Look...
IAN: Yeah.
NIGEL: Would you... be holding this?
IAN: No, I don’t want to eat... I wouldn’t want to put that in my mouth, no you’re right, Nigel, you’re right...
When there was darkness and the void was king and ruled the elements
When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening
When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
When there was darkness and the void was king and ruled the elements
When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening
When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening
Milk and sugar
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Milk and sugar
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am