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DAVID: We’re not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in front of a festival crowd!
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
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People used to tell me I was out of tune.
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People used to tell me I was out of tune.
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
You were younger than a virgin, and older than the sea
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You were younger than a virgin, and older than the sea
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
(pause)
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
(pause)
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
...if the
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
...if the
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
IAN: Hey! Hey! Listen to me: We want these suites, and we want them now! OK? These people are tired. We have
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
IAN: Hey! Hey! Listen to me: We want these suites, and we want them now! OK? These people are tired. We have
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
DEREK: It’s a great genre.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
DEREK: It’s a great genre.
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
It's only the hardiest bloom
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's only the hardiest bloom
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
NIGEL: It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
NIGEL: It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
So I'll catch the Zanzibar train
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So I'll catch the Zanzibar train
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
DAVID: You are witnesess at the new birth of Spinal Tap Mark II, hope you enjoy our new direction... ...on the bass:
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DAVID: You are witnesess at the new birth of Spinal Tap Mark II, hope you enjoy our new direction... ...on the bass:
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
—- Spinal Tap plays G. S. M., (Gimmie Some Money) —-
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
—- Spinal Tap plays G. S. M., (Gimmie Some Money) —-
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
IAN: Yes. I’ll tell you what you can do. OK? This...twisted old fruit here...tells me that you have fucked up my
reservations.
SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.
reservations.
SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
IAN: Yes. I’ll tell you what you can do. OK? This...twisted old fruit here...tells me that you have fucked up my
reservations.
SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.
reservations.
SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.
We may be gods or just big marionettes
But the sun never sweats
But the sun never sweats
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
We may be gods or just big marionettes
But the sun never sweats
But the sun never sweats
NIGEL: It is and it isn’t, she should be made to smell it, but...
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
NIGEL: It is and it isn’t, she should be made to smell it, but...
IAN: No I don’t, this is 1982, Bobbi, come on.
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
IAN: No I don’t, this is 1982, Bobbi, come on.
REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....
Just begin again
Like bumblebees and hummingbirds
Life is just a dream
An unconscious stream
Like bumblebees and hummingbirds
Life is just a dream
An unconscious stream
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just begin again
Like bumblebees and hummingbirds
Life is just a dream
An unconscious stream
Like bumblebees and hummingbirds
Life is just a dream
An unconscious stream
DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.
It's preying on me
Diva Fever
She's born to thrill me
Diva Fever
It's gonna kill me
Diva Fever
She's born to thrill me
Diva Fever
It's gonna kill me
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's preying on me
Diva Fever
She's born to thrill me
Diva Fever
It's gonna kill me
Diva Fever
She's born to thrill me
Diva Fever
It's gonna kill me
I look to the stars and the answer is clear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I look to the stars and the answer is clear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear
DAVID: There you go, in keeping with the series, yes. I didn’t know that, yeah.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DAVID: There you go, in keeping with the series, yes. I didn’t know that, yeah.