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DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.
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You been bad
Don't do what I say
You don't listen
And you never obey
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REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....
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DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
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IAN: Consider...consider it done.
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I met her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
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NIGEL: Well that’s true. I think mine would look good - better in doubly. If it was done in doubly....
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DAVID: What do you mean?
DEREK: So he won’t trod upon it.
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DAVID: There’s great love between the two of them...
JEANINE: Oh, yes....
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IAN: Consider...consider it done.
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DAVID: She says she can hear that I’m eating too much sugar on the phone, she says my larynx is fat.
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MARTY: Denis Eton-Hogg, the president of Polymer Records.
IAN: Yes.
MARTY: ...was recently knighted, what were the circumstances surrounding his knighthood?
IAN: The specific reason why he was knighted was uh for the founding of Hoggwood, which is um, a summercamp for pale, young boys.
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MARTY: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
DAVID: “Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?”
MARTY: You feel that sums up your...your life?
DAVID: No, ‘s the first thing I could think of.
MARTY: Oh, I see...
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MARTY: Yeah. Now, I notice this here, you’ve got this cricket bat here...
IAN: Yes.
MARTY: Do you play?
IAN: No, I carry this partly out of, uh, I don’t know some sort of, uh, I suppose what’s the word...uh....
MARTY: Affectation?
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The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
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You're so fetching when you're down on all fours
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REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....
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HOOKSTRATTEN: I make it now it is about 1830 hours.
DEREK: So that’s what? about 50 hours?
DAVID: 120 hours?
HOOKSTRATTEN: That’s actually about 30 minutes...
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VIV: I’d probably get a bit stupid and start to make a fool of myself in public, ‘cause there wouldn’t be a stage to
go on.
DEREK: Probably work with children.
MICK: As long as there is, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock’n’roll.
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DAVID: Oh, we’ve got a bigger dressing room than the puppets? Oh, that’s refreshing..
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Can't go back
To London
Can't go back
To Swindon
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Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
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IAN: Well I mean...I mean when you build the actual piece.
ARTIST: But this is what you asked for, isn’t it?
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<Vandermint Auditorium>
NIGEL: Ian, can I have a word with you for a minute?