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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · Aug 17

DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1h

Let him go! Let him go
It's too late for healing
Put an end to the pain
That we know he is feeling

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Derek Smalls @dereksmallsmusic.bsky.social · 9h

Successful morning at the studio! ⚡️🤘🎸

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 3h

DAVID: You can’t print...there’s no way to print a spectra-photograph.
NIGEL: You can’t really dust for vomit.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 5h

Milwaukee...Milwaukee, Wisconsin...I’ve no idea, you might have to take the plane to New York, and
then get, and then go to, uh, to Milwaukee from there...

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 7h

You been bad
Don't do what I say
You don't listen
And you never obey

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 9h

REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 11h

DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 13h

IAN: Consider...consider it done.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 15h

I met her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 17h

NIGEL: Well that’s true. I think mine would look good - better in doubly. If it was done in doubly....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 19h

DAVID: What do you mean?
DEREK: So he won’t trod upon it.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 21h

DAVID: There’s great love between the two of them...
JEANINE: Oh, yes....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 23h

IAN: Consider...consider it done.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: She says she can hear that I’m eating too much sugar on the phone, she says my larynx is fat.

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Derek Smalls @dereksmallsmusic.bsky.social · 1d

The first single is coming out soon! You can pre-save it now. Whatever that means. 🤘

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

MARTY: Denis Eton-Hogg, the president of Polymer Records.
IAN: Yes.
MARTY: ...was recently knighted, what were the circumstances surrounding his knighthood?
IAN: The specific reason why he was knighted was uh for the founding of Hoggwood, which is um, a summercamp for pale, young boys.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

MARTY: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
DAVID: “Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?”
MARTY: You feel that sums up your...your life?
DAVID: No, ‘s the first thing I could think of.
MARTY: Oh, I see...

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

MARTY: Yeah. Now, I notice this here, you’ve got this cricket bat here...
IAN: Yes.
MARTY: Do you play?
IAN: No, I carry this partly out of, uh, I don’t know some sort of, uh, I suppose what’s the word...uh....
MARTY: Affectation?

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

You're so fetching when you're down on all fours

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

HOOKSTRATTEN: I make it now it is about 1830 hours.
DEREK: So that’s what? about 50 hours?
DAVID: 120 hours?
HOOKSTRATTEN: That’s actually about 30 minutes...

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

BOBBI: Yeah!

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

VIV: I’d probably get a bit stupid and start to make a fool of myself in public, ‘cause there wouldn’t be a stage to
go on.
DEREK: Probably work with children.
MICK: As long as there is, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock’n’roll.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: Oh, we’ve got a bigger dressing room than the puppets? Oh, that’s refreshing..

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