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@splatologist.bsky.social

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90’s theme park mascot. 35 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic.

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Jan 10

Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 3d

Chillin’

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Nost @nostvox.bsky.social · 6d

Cant believe first sonic con was actually exactly a year ago today- legit a day and night never to forget

RIP Retro Bar

@kaozhedgehog.bsky.social @saiyanhajime.bsky.social @splatologist.bsky.social

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 6d

The Fun Size segment in VHS/Halloween is prob my favorite thing ever, it slaps

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 10d

I am driving to Denver 😵‍💫

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 13d

Goooooooo mornin

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 14d

Just found out the guy that did Too Many Cooks is doing a short for the new V/H/S movie and now I’m even more hype lol

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 16d

Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘

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PEGA🐁🦦🔜BLFC X03 @punkpega.bsky.social · 16d

Had a great night muddy'ing my shoes in the pit at the Turnstile show. Thx for comin with @splatologist.bsky.social 🩵

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 19d

Damn I just wanna be stepped on

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Tanooki (Commissions are Closed) @tano0ki.bsky.social · 22d

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 22d

What are you nerds listening to? Need some recs fire ‘em off please and thank you

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 22d

Did it sound like “welcome to my kitchan… we got bananies… and avocodies?”

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 22d

😈

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 22d

You’re cool

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 22d

One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 24d

I Think You Should Leave is the ultimate comfort show… I’m not convinced Tim Robinson is a real person

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 29d

Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted as a bike game apparently. Out Dec 4th

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10

“Conservative activist” how about you dumb fucks work instead of hosting dick sucking rallies

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · Sep 10

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10

“Commission-of-sorts” means I bought his Turnstile ticket and we’re gonna get absolutely bodied in the pit in 2 weeks 🙏

PEGA🐁🦦🔜BLFC X03 @punkpega.bsky.social · Sep 10

The door is unlocked, I dunno why they're doing this. Tails seems to be really getting into it huh?
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#sonic #furryart #pegaart

Sonic and Tails behind a pane of glass, pawing and licking at it. Sonic has a smug expression what it looks like Tails might be enjoying this a bit too much.

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · Sep 10

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10

It’s still true in 2025 so?

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10

Haha gotcha

splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10

BOO

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