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splatologist.bsky.social
splat!
@splatologist.bsky.social
350 followers 210 following 310 posts
90’s theme park mascot. 35 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic.
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Jan 10
Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 1d
Chillin’
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Nost @nostvox.bsky.social · 4d
Cant believe first sonic con was actually exactly a year ago today- legit a day and night never to forget

RIP Retro Bar

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 4d
The Fun Size segment in VHS/Halloween is prob my favorite thing ever, it slaps
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 9d
I am driving to Denver 😵‍💫
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 11d
Goooooooo mornin
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 12d
Just found out the guy that did Too Many Cooks is doing a short for the new V/H/S movie and now I’m even more hype lol
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 14d
Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘
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PEGA🐁🦦🔜BLFC X03 @punkpega.bsky.social · 14d
Had a great night muddy'ing my shoes in the pit at the Turnstile show. Thx for comin with @splatologist.bsky.social 🩵
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 17d
Damn I just wanna be stepped on
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Tanooki (Commissions are Closed) @tano0ki.bsky.social · 20d
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20d
What are you nerds listening to? Need some recs fire ‘em off please and thank you
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20d
Did it sound like “welcome to my kitchan… we got bananies… and avocodies?”
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20d
😈
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20d
You’re cool
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20d
One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 23d
I Think You Should Leave is the ultimate comfort show… I’m not convinced Tim Robinson is a real person
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27d
Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted as a bike game apparently. Out Dec 4th
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 28d
“Conservative activist” how about you dumb fucks work instead of hosting dick sucking rallies
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 28d
That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 28d
“Commission-of-sorts” means I bought his Turnstile ticket and we’re gonna get absolutely bodied in the pit in 2 weeks 🙏
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PEGA🐁🦦🔜BLFC X03 @punkpega.bsky.social · 28d
The door is unlocked, I dunno why they're doing this. Tails seems to be really getting into it huh?
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#sonic #furryart #pegaart
Sonic and Tails behind a pane of glass, pawing and licking at it. Sonic has a smug expression what it looks like Tails might be enjoying this a bit too much.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 28d
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29d
It’s still true in 2025 so?
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29d
Haha gotcha
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29d
BOO
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