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@splatologist.bsky.social
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90’s theme park mascot. 36 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic. NSFW
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Jan 10
Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social
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sonic-official.bsky.social
Nothing brings a friend group together like Murder.

🎨: @deegeemin.bsky.social
A fake detective "Whodunit" film poster. The image features the characters from The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog game in their respective outfits. Sonic is missing from the image. The text reads, "Wake Up Dead Hog. A Sonic the Hedgehog Mystery." The text on top displays the cast names as, " Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Prower, Amy Rose, Shadow Hedgehog, Rouge Bat, Blaze Cat, Vector Crocodile, Espio Chameleon, Knuckles Echidna, Barry Quokka, Dr. Eggman. A Sonic Social Whodunnit". The bottom next reads, "Sega Presents A Mirage Express Production. A Movie That Doesn't Exist, But Should. Starring Sonic the Hedgehog But Dead and Everyone Else. Costume Designer The Conductor's Wife. Music By An Enthusiastic Band Of Chao. Edited By A Train That Just Wished To Know Love For But A Moment. Emotional Support by Charmy and Cream. Executive Producer The Bouncer Chao. Directed By The Conductor. Written By Barry the Quokka. Special Thanks To The Flicky Inside All Of Us."
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
I just wanna fat sloppy sub while I bury myself in blankets in front of my heat lamp and dammit I can’t wait to hibernate this weekend
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
Fuck snow
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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shinyzeraora2.bsky.social
At least being able to chat is great. Things get a bit hollow though if it's only kinks. -w-'
A blade being balanced with a finger. Each side is captioned. On one side, it says "being openly kinky with friends." while the other side says "casually able to chat with friends." on it. Dialog calls this "Perfectly balanced as all things should be." Context: Poster is presenting a message that, at least when able to be kinky with a friend, there should be room for casual conversation. You can go without being kinky at all, but it can get hollow once that becomes the entire friendship.
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Hey I’m tiny 👉👈
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Sketch commissions for @shadenox.bsky.social, @dialuca01.bsky.social, @realbehemoth.bsky.social and @splatologist.bsky.social !!
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
Soundtrack to 2026 youtu.be/P1xMQTQKOvo
Thrice - “Holding On”
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January 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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landy.rs
The great thing about modern video game graphics is that Vector gets his snout RIGHT up to the camera in CrossWorlds and it accurately goes out of focus
Vector in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds. His snout is directly up to the camera and out of focus
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
The Chair Company is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, I can’t stop laughing at it holy fuuuuuck
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Oh my goddd. This is so my shit. Amazing
sonic-official.bsky.social Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 3d
The Chaotix Detective Agency is on the case! 🕵️‍♂️ Get ready for a brand-new audio adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles, arriving on 1/27 wherever you listen to podcasts.

#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
Sonic Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles Trailer
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January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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sonic-official.bsky.social
The Chaotix Detective Agency is on the case! 🕵️‍♂️ Get ready for a brand-new audio adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles, arriving on 1/27 wherever you listen to podcasts.

#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
Sonic Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles Trailer
YouTube video by Sonic the Hedgehog
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January 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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uni.isdumb.org
brain fried
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Wanted: a lap to snooze on
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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greenface.bsky.social
A sketch for @yeaunganimation.bsky.social of his punk cat character Hairball 🤘😼
A sketch of Hairball the punk cat emerging from an opening. Drawn in Procreate.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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sonic-official.bsky.social
Some handy tips on how to have the best multiplayer experience in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow alongside the text, "DO: Lose gracefully." The second panel shows Shadow smirking as he lights Sonic's couch on fire alongside the text, "DO NOT: Burn the couch." Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow on a couch while shouting, "It's Slime Time!" alongside the text, "DO: Use items in game." The second panel shows Sonic mischievously smearing green slime on Shadow's annoyed face while saying, "IT'S SLIME TIME!" alongside the text, "DO NOT: Use items 'IRL'." Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow on a couch while shouting, "It's Slime Time!" alongside the text, "DO: Use items in game." The second panel shows Sonic mischievously smearing green slime on Shadow's annoyed face alongside the text, "DO NOT: Use items 'IRL'."
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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latxy.bsky.social
Jijiji
March 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
Goddd flying sucks. At least I got some actual room this time
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
RIP Zigs, I’ll miss you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Grief is such a bitch.
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Donut Lord!!!
discussingfilm.net DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17d
First look at James Marsden as Cyclops in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
Really just wanna be flattened
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Playing through Red Dead Redemption 1 again and forgot how much of a slog the Mexico part is. Holy shit I don’t have the patience for it anymore
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
splatologist.bsky.social
Just now finding out Roger Craig Smith (voice of Sonic) narrated 2 seasons of Hell’s Kitchen 😆
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
splatologist.bsky.social
My 15 year old chucks 👟 🤓
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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thatsoravens.bsky.social
Comm for @splatologist.bsky.social ! Good footrests stay *down*!

#furryart
August 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM