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@splatologist.bsky.social
90’s theme park mascot. 36 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic. Ace. DMs fine.
SPLURCH!!! *pies ya right in the face* Thanks @lightsen.bsky.social!
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
SPLURCH!!! *pies ya right in the face* Thanks @lightsen.bsky.social!
One of my fav commissions. Old af but I love it so much. Thanks @lead-castle.bsky.social 🤓
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
One of my fav commissions. Old af but I love it so much. Thanks @lead-castle.bsky.social 🤓
Finally got my @thriceofficial.bsky.social vinyl, the packaging is beautiful! Now I need a record player…
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Finally got my @thriceofficial.bsky.social vinyl, the packaging is beautiful! Now I need a record player…
Rubber chucks! Rubber chucks! And plenty of ice! 🫠
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Rubber chucks! Rubber chucks! And plenty of ice! 🫠
Got this sketch from @markybuns.art. I’m obsessed.
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Got this sketch from @markybuns.art. I’m obsessed.
Goddd flying sucks. At least I got some actual room this time
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Goddd flying sucks. At least I got some actual room this time
RIP Zigs, I’ll miss you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
RIP Zigs, I’ll miss you.
My 15 year old chucks 👟 🤓
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My 15 year old chucks 👟 🤓
Got this comic awhile ago from @dohnutattack.bsky.social teasing my bro @quiltin.bsky.social! *sluuuuuuurp* Yea I’ve got a dillo!
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Got this comic awhile ago from @dohnutattack.bsky.social teasing my bro @quiltin.bsky.social! *sluuuuuuurp* Yea I’ve got a dillo!
Made some cookies with friends earlier, can’t wait to eat double my weight in food tomorrow ✌️
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Made some cookies with friends earlier, can’t wait to eat double my weight in food tomorrow ✌️
My buddy @dohnutattack.bsky.social got this for me and I’m obsessed ahaha. Thank you so much to @sprech4.bsky.social too!
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My buddy @dohnutattack.bsky.social got this for me and I’m obsessed ahaha. Thank you so much to @sprech4.bsky.social too!
Mah boiii! I can’t wait to frame this! @yardleyart.bsky.social is the fucking best
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Mah boiii! I can’t wait to frame this! @yardleyart.bsky.social is the fucking best
I’mma fisheye lens slut sorry
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’mma fisheye lens slut sorry
This made me laugh out loud. I am dumb
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This made me laugh out loud. I am dumb
I’ve been rockin’ these
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’ve been rockin’ these
Went to Meow Wolf the other day with @saiyanhajime.bsky.social. Always blown away by how well done it is
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Went to Meow Wolf the other day with @saiyanhajime.bsky.social. Always blown away by how well done it is
Finally got some new chucks!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Finally got some new chucks!!!
Ohhh you want me to sign your screen? No problem at all! Thanks @lightsen.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ohhh you want me to sign your screen? No problem at all! Thanks @lightsen.bsky.social!
Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘
One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless
Went to Canada’s Wonderland today with @quiltin.bsky.social and @spicybirdboi.bird.gay! AlpenFury rules.
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Went to Canada’s Wonderland today with @quiltin.bsky.social and @spicybirdboi.bird.gay! AlpenFury rules.
Finally broke through! Got any snacks? Art by @snouts.gay ❤️
August 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Finally broke through! Got any snacks? Art by @snouts.gay ❤️
Bit of a throwback but I love this pic of my dumb Smerg teasing @keepay.bsky.social! Art by @kingsabear.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Bit of a throwback but I love this pic of my dumb Smerg teasing @keepay.bsky.social! Art by @kingsabear.bsky.social