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@splatologist.bsky.social
90’s theme park mascot. 36 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic. NSFW
That’s wild! What a coincidence! Maybe I should just clean em for a bit… with my face!
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 AM
That’s wild! What a coincidence! Maybe I should just clean em for a bit… with my face!
Aw it’s fine dude! Don’t sweat it, still got your sneaks 😆
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Aw it’s fine dude! Don’t sweat it, still got your sneaks 😆
This is one of those times you wish you had an entire carton of eggs
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This is one of those times you wish you had an entire carton of eggs